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Originally Posted by Thadius
(Post 1127844)
The USA? Beholden to my whims?
Oh, it's like the birthday I always wanted!
Okay. First order of business. Sell Hawaii and Alaska. I am NOT flying thousands of miles to be burned to death by lava or frozen to death by Arctic wasteland. As an added bonus, Sarah Palin will probably be a citizen of Russia! I don't actually know if that's true, but she won't be MY problem anymore!
Second order of business. Return California and Florida unto the oceans. Seriously, those states are making the rest of the country look bad. What few businesses we have there that I care about can be relocated to other, emptier states!
Third order of business. The grand restructuring. It's...complicated. It's lengthy. It's the system I envision that will should replace our current, broken one. What it boils down to is the elimination of corruption in positions of authority, while allowing those that have the will and capacity to take said positions of authority. I have a document somewhere that goes into greater detail than I can put down now.
Fourth order? Adding chlorine the gene pool. I have long held a belief that stupid cannot be taught. Cannot be learned. It is something you are born with. Not ignorance, you can CURE ignorance with information and facts. Stupid people...you hear about them all the time. And they drive me nuts. I'd take measures to ensure that there would no longer be an excess of stupid people. Where'd that flamethrower go?...
If I come up with more orders of business, I'll be back!
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Take "in-detail" warning labels off products. If you're stupid enough to not check if a potentially harmful chemical will harm you... well... the world's overpopulated. Let them kill themselves off, so we have a clean conscience and our hands do not have blood on them.
On-topic:
Seriously here, we need the old blood out of office... all at once. I don't care how it happens (preferably in as non-violent a manner as possible, for crying out loud the whole of my nation celebrated the death of one man. That man may have perpetrated something horrible, but for fuck's sake, the guy DIED. He's DEAD. Will not walk the earth again, was riddle with bullet holes, tabloids say we ran him over with a truck a couple of times, yadda yadda, point being, we're the fucking mob of Rome cheering on the gladiators again). But we need to weed out the corruption, put the corporations back in their place, and take away the amount of ridiculous power the media has. Our Bill of Rights was necessary, I am not proposing a return to lack of personal freedoms. I'm just saying we were given an inch... and took a billion miles, constantly adding more each day. This needs to stop. This monster has had enough of the monstering, man.
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