The Warring States of NPF - "Why Can't I Have Psychic Powers?" or "Do You Believe In Jedi?"

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Seil	05-19-2011 11:59 PM

"Why Can't I Have Psychic Powers?" or "Do You Believe In Jedi?"

So first there's the question as to whether or not you bewlieve in psychic powers. Psychic, here, we're not talking adamantium claws.

Now, I've watched men staring at goats. There was a scene where a man tortured his testicles. What I am saying is that I want reparations for having to have seen that scene. I want psychic powers. I want to teleport, Nightcrawler style. Because Nightcrawler is awesome, and teleportation is totally a psychic power. Or being as handsome as George Clooney. My name is George already, so we're halfway there.

Aldurin

05-20-2011 12:09 AM

Psychic powers do exist, you just can't afford them and don't live in a country that's too weak to make them illegal.

Amake

05-20-2011 12:44 AM

There's no such thing as extrasensory perception. But there are bodily senses that we don't understand, that send signals our conscious minds don't know how to pick up. Of course we're never going to satisfy James Randi, but I really don't think it's entirely impossible for a person to somehow learn to interpret a few of those signals.

Then it's a matter of how much you believe of superstring theory, how you interpret quantum entanglement theory and if you put any stock in Buddhism. I like to think we're all intimately connected with every single particle, wave and dream in the entire universe. But then I have issues with isolation.

Seil	05-20-2011 12:54 AM

So what I'm getting, Mr. Queen, is that we will never conclusively prove that I am not, in fact, Nightcrawler?

Aerozord

05-20-2011 01:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Seil (Post 1128169)

So what I'm getting, Mr. Queen, is that we will never conclusively prove that I am not, in fact, Nightcrawler?

nightcrawler is blue, you are pink, those are totally different colors

plus you are like the total opposite of a monk

Amake

05-20-2011 01:12 AM

Not before teleportation becomes commonplace anyway.

And we could argue you're in fact teleporting right now. Your taking up a limited portion of space at a time, separated from the oneness of all space, may be considered an illusion generated by your consciousness. If, as the Buddha said, we are spiritual beings having a human experience, you are transcending time and space and are in fact everywhere at the same time. The physical manifestation of your body may appear to stay in one place, but that is a very small part indeed of what you are.

Seil	05-20-2011 01:19 AM

I couldn't decide atwixt "Bite Me, POS," or... No. It's pretty much an invitation.

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you are transcending time and space and are in fact everywhere at the same time. The physical manifestation of your body may appear to stay in one place, but that is a very small part indeed of what you are.

As POS should rightly know, I have this image saved in my library.

http://cdn.leasticoulddo.com/comics/20101025.gif

Amake

05-20-2011 01:28 AM

Well, technically we're all Nightcrawler. . .

Seil	05-20-2011 01:57 AM

I'd say Alan Cummings disagrees with you, but he's a terrible Nightcrawler. So I'm just gonna go hang out with Paul Haddad.

Seil	05-20-2011 02:01 AM

Because it's expected.

Fuck you, John Edwards

http://evolvingarts.com/wp-content/u...hnedward16.jpg

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