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Professor Smarmiarty 05-29-2011 04:44 AM

Who put all these elves in my hobbits?
 
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news...nto-The-Hobbit

So Jackson writing Legolas into the Hobbit. Fanboys explode. Classic trolling.

Krylo 05-29-2011 06:49 AM

Though with Legolas written into The Hobbit, I guess it kinda is.
 
I'm disappointed that this thread isn't about LotR parody pornography.

Professor Smarmiarty 05-29-2011 07:10 AM

I would approve of that direction. Given the prepoderence of male characters in the series I should warn you that it will be an anal bonanza.

MFD 05-29-2011 07:19 AM

Well, I mean, they do meet the Mirkwood Elves. It's not an insane thing to have a cameo appearance by an insanely popular Mirkwood Elf character.

Professor Smarmiarty 05-29-2011 07:36 AM

Yeah lots of dudes int he comments are like" But but but, he was son of the king of the mirkwood elves and the son of hte kings are mentioned just not by name, I know this because I read every page of the appendix then made big wallcharts of the family" which is stupid cause in LoTR he is kicking it in Rivendale with Bilbo who has got to be this massive criminal to the Mirkwood elves but he doesn't even bring it up or anything.
Bilbo fucked all their shit up hardout.

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk 05-29-2011 07:48 AM

I'm pretty sure all of that was settled after the Battle of the Five Armies though, so there's no reason why Bilbo would have been considered a criminal.

Lumenskir 05-29-2011 07:53 AM

Quote:

Yeah lots of dudes int he comments are like" But but but, he was son of the king of the mirkwood elves and the son of hte kings are mentioned just not by name, I know this because I read every page of the appendix then made big wallcharts of the family" which is stupid cause in LoTR he is kicking it in Rivendale with Bilbo who has got to be this massive criminal to the Mirkwood elves but he doesn't even bring it up or anything.
Bilbo fucked all their shit up hardout.
The best part about comments like that is that I can read them in Conan's "enraged nerd" voice and crack myself up.

Professor Smarmiarty 05-29-2011 08:41 AM

It was totally much better when Jackson was doing it for the shits. I would totally put King Kong roaming around Mirkwood and the ring was actually made by the aliens from Bad Taste.

Marc v4.0 05-29-2011 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Smarty McBarrelpants (Post 1130673)
Yeah lots of dudes int he comments are like" But but but, he was son of the king of the mirkwood elves and the son of hte kings are mentioned just not by name, I know this because I read every page of the appendix then made big wallcharts of the family" which is stupid cause in LoTR he is kicking it in Rivendale with Bilbo who has got to be this massive criminal to the Mirkwood elves but he doesn't even bring it up or anything.
Bilbo fucked all their shit up hardout.

None of this is unture, though. Don't really see the problem.

Professor Smarmiarty 05-29-2011 10:09 AM

The problem is that its stupid.
It's reminisicient of Final Fantasy 8 in the whole, I've know you guys for years and years but I just couldn't be bothered mentioning it at any point.


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