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Magus 05-31-2011 03:59 PM

Wasn't this the one who let the Civil War break out 'cause he was philosophical to a fault? He wouldn't even oppose slavery because of his southern sympathies...

Of course he was eclipsed by Abe Lincoln so he's probably getting a bad rap (like Herbert Hoover).

EDIT: Uh, if you are coming to this thread expecting James Buchanan love, be forewarned! Until our forum woes are fixed, you will have to look below this post for the actual first post where Smarty talks about how great James Buchanan was!

Professor Smarmiarty 05-31-2011 04:14 PM

James Buchanan love thread.
 
Postulate: James Buchanan is the greatest man who ever lived and his slander in the historical record is a travesty. Behold.

James Buchanan: Does not arrest his political opponents
James Buchanan: Has cannon in his name
James Buchanan: Does not park armies outside towns to ensure they vote the right way.
James Buchanan: Promoted self-determination a good 80 years before the UN
James Buchanan: Served the world with such intensity he did not love a woman
James Buchanan: Follows the legal, political, economic council of the wiset men of his age.
James Buchanan: Had a man named Black as his secretary of state in a time when Blacs were slaves.
James Buchanan: Did not make ridiculous policy claims and proclamations, only dealing in realistic policies.
James Buchanan: Had no bones.
James Buchanan: Master of the law(s of the universe). Didn't let no companies run his government.
Fuck I love James Buchanan.

Flarecobra 05-31-2011 04:32 PM

Who's he?

Professor Smarmiarty 05-31-2011 04:50 PM

The only US president who is not a thinly veiled George Bush caricature.

Azisien 05-31-2011 04:56 PM

Ironically for a man with no bones, he seems like a real stand up guy!

Professor Smarmiarty 06-01-2011 08:01 AM

Do you know who had bones?
Lincoln the war criminal!

Also Satan.

Osterbaum 06-01-2011 09:56 AM

Satan was a US president?

Krylo 06-01-2011 10:00 AM

It's right there in the history books.
 
Satan was every US President.

Professor Smarmiarty 06-01-2011 10:05 AM

Except James Buchanan.

Archbio 06-01-2011 01:48 PM

That's because he was too busy being Amon.

http://imageshare.web.id/images/actn...vd2vn6wcxu.jpg

The ressemblance is uncanny. Note the lack of bones in the lower regions.


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