WHAT - Eva Rhythm Game from Grasshopper Manufacture
 

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And Akira Yamaoka is doing the music~~~

honestly though I can't make heads or tales of this I'm confused and afraid

Bluh?

What is it about Eva stuff that causes mental meltdowns?

Evangelion, the most cerebral mindfuck of an anime this side of Monster.

If it weren't for FLCL and Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, I would probably hate Gainex for unleashing Eva and it's ilk upon the world.

Seems to be a variety of different rhythm games. It could be alright.

..."3nd Impact"?

San-nd Impact

My mistake for not scrolling up from the point you linked.

Also I'm sure that pun makes sense to them, and I'm going to continue calling it Thirnd Impact.

man, noncon, you have no idea. Gainax is like japan's version of disney. Evangelion is literally the single most merchandised anime ever.

I'm not even exaggerating.

Precure has it beat on both the Disney and the merch, despite existing for a decade less.