...I guess now would be a bad time to mention that I have just enough scrappable stuff to make the Short Circuit, huh?

Anyone have a detonator for trade?

I was leaning toward preording Deus Ex, then Valve made the decision even better.

HATS *froths at the mouth*

Or a L'Etranger, for that matter?

Pretty sure I have a L'etranger.

I can't be sure, since TF2 refuses to patch.

Well, I have a L'Etranger, but it's my only one.

...what do you have? depending on what you've got, you might tempt me into giving it away.

Not a WHOLE lot that I'd be willing to give away.

Perhaps I could interest you in an amputator? Or one of my lovely vintage blutsaugers? They're vintage, which makes them better somehow!

Sorry, already have an Amputator and Vintage Blutsauger.

...Looks like among the things you have, I'd only be really interested in the Family Business or Cow Mangler. I'd ask for the Degreaser, but I remember someone here was willing to just give me one, he had so many.

Which one of those was you, by the way? I still want me a Degreaser again.

Anyway, those are the only items in there that I don't have and want. And let's be honest, I'd feel like I was ripping you off if I traded a L'Etranger for either one (plus, I'm loath to not have a copy of any given weapon, unless the trade is really good). So unless you actually want to get rid of the cow Mangler/Family Business, I think we may need to table this deal. Sorry.

I have an extra L'Etranger...

Any weapons or hats?

Nah, not giving up my degreaser, but the family business is yours!