Thanks, Fartbama.
 

Man I hate that I haven't gotten a raise in years, since the economy collapsed. THANKS FARTBAMA. WAY TO MAKE MY COMPANY BE INVOLVED IN CREDIT DEFAULT SWAPS.

ITT you blame something that has any cause you want but then it's blatantly the president's fault.

Way to give me indigestion Obuttface

I woke up with a stiff neck. Way to go, Obamacare.

The faulty German education system some idiots cling to ruined my life.
Fuck you Obama.

I woke up this morning. Our fascist president must stop enforcing his oppressive wake-up schedule on the populace and by populace I mean me.

Also I want an egg mcmuffin but McD's stops serving breakfast at 11. OBUMMSTER WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA

Gay marriage? Now I'll never get a girl to like me. THANKS FOR NOTHING, DUMBAMA.

gtf back to kenya
 

not getting blown right now