Steve Jobs has died.
 

CNN just announced that he died, literally not even an hour ago... I'm trying to find something online about it but there's nothing yet.


EDIT: Yahoo just put up a little blurb. Apperentally it was pancratic cancer.

I'd heard they were putting a new CEO to the task, but I had no idea the need was so urgent.

whoa whoa whoa wait what

http://www.apple.com/

I've already seen idiots proclaim he died before the 4S launch and they're using it to cover negative publicity on it. Fuck 'em.

Wow that's just...

I was never a big Apple fan but Steve Jobs has been like, this fixture. A pop star of consumer technology.

Also the man was like only, what, 56, right? Really unfortunate for anyone to go that young.

The cancer is a cover up. The real culprit is the turtleneck. Did him in with a candlestick in the library. Trufax.

Silliness aside, it'll be a peculiar time for Apple given how much of a driving force he was behind Apple. Much as I didn't care for the products I respect what the guy for what he has accomplished.

I feel guilty for shrugging this off easily since Apple products are my last choice period.

Well, good?

Dude wasn't products, he was a dude.

But I didn't even know the guy. Like literally all I knew is that he ran Apple.

GIVE US BACK OUR JOBS!