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Professor Smarmiarty 11-22-2011 09:44 AM

It would be too small to classify as a moon.

Nique 11-22-2011 09:47 AM

Well, for example, I can imagine a a moon rock that's been carved into the shape and size of a cheeseburger with bacon, or a moon that's been shrunk by a mad scientist and now orbits around a planet the size of a pizza.

phil_ 11-22-2011 09:51 AM

Nique, you're not very good at playing nonsense. I don't think you'd do well in Wonderland.

Nique 11-22-2011 10:02 AM

:(
 
LESS ASS-BEING, MORE ASS-IMAGINING!

lazy man 11-22-2011 10:18 AM

You know, all this imagining stuff is reminding me of this song. And that song right there is awesome.

Seil 11-22-2011 12:19 PM

Get out of here get out and leave me alone!

Ecks 11-22-2011 03:14 PM

Grayed for facetious grumpiness.
 
NO SEIL. YOU SHUT THE HELL UP AND LEAVE EVERYONE ELSE ALONE, WHAT IS EVEN YOUR PROBLEM, PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO IMAGINATE THINGS IN THIS THREAD AND YOU ARE SHITTING MILES OF SAD SNAKE TO CHOKE US ALL TO DEATH WITH.

akaSM 11-22-2011 09:23 PM

Hey, I could use that moon to add more cheese to the burger :3

TopHatAssassin 11-22-2011 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nique
LESS ASS-BEING, MORE ASS-IMAGINING!

I thought we were supposed to be imagining a moon the size of a cheeseburger.

I can indeed do this, and I would place said moon on my desk so that I may admire it whilst drafting a story. Perhaps one about that very moon. How did it get into this predicament in the first place? Can it ever go back? What sorts of adventures would it go on?

Could I finally see its face up close? And would it have a conversation with me using said face?

Krylo 11-22-2011 09:49 PM

If it's on your desk, it's not a moon. It's a rock.

Maybe if it orbited your desk.


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