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The NPF Butcher Shop: Now serving signature quotes!

After horribly mutilating a T.E. Lawrence quote earlier today I realized that this is a field I should practice more at. So throw a quote at me and I'll throw back a horrifically wounded version of it for you to use. Quotes of famous people and stuff would be easier than actual quotes from this forum, but I'll do my best regardless.

Disclaimer: I claim no responsibility for what you receive if you ask for a quote but don't specify one.

Sure.

"It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known." - Charles Dickens via Sidney Carlton in 'A Tale of Two Cities'

"It is said that if you know your enemies and know yourself, you will not be imperiled in a hundred battles; if you do not know your enemies but do know yourself, you will win one and lose one; if you do not know your enemies nor yourself, you will be imperiled in every single battle" - Sun Tzu.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool...fool me twice...can't fool me again.

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Originally Posted by Nique (Post 1169419)

Fuck you for choosing Charles Dickens. Well, I managed to make something out of it.

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"It is a far, far worse decision that I make, than I have ever done; it is a far, far worse post that I read than I have ever known." ~Anonymous NPF member (not really, but it fits)

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Originally Posted by Hawk (Post 1169425)

These kind of quotes are cool, but far too wordy. I assume the asianese version is shorter.

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"It is said that if you know your friends and know yourself, you will always get laid in a hundred parties; if you do not know your friends but do know yourself, you will get laid in one and miss out in one; if you do not know your friends nor yourself, you will remain a virgin during every single party"

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Originally Posted by shiney (Post 1169442)

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool...fool me twice...can't fool me again.

Ah yes, I have a quote only an admin is deserving of.

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Fool me once, fakeban for you. Fool . . . fool me twice . . . you're full-banned!

Keep 'em coming!

I can't think of any witty quotes right now.

With great power there must also come great responsibility.

�Son, the greatest trick the Devil pulled was convincing the world there was only one of him.� - David Wong (sorta)

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Originally Posted by Pip Boy (Post 1169490)

I can't think of any witty quotes right now.

Don't say I didn't warn ya.

Here's the victim.

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"A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him." ~Winston Churchill

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"A prisoner of dumb is a man who tries to insult you and fails, and then asks you not to insult him."

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Originally Posted by The Sevenshot Kid (Post 1169493)

With great power there must also come great responsibility.

Pfft, easy.

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With great power there must also come great nights on the town, preferably with beer.

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Originally Posted by Bard The 5th LW (Post 1169494)

�Son, the greatest trick the Devil pulled was convincing the world there was only one of him.� - David Wong (sorta)

Tricky, but I'll try.

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"Son, the greatest trick the admins pulled was convincing the forum there was only three of them."

Ok, that was bad. Here's another one.

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"Son, the worst trick 4chan ever pulled was convincing the internet that there was only one of them."

Try this for size.

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Originally Posted by Chapter IV: Over Hill and Under Hill

There is nothing like looking, if you want to find something.