Fuck off Christmas
 

So came into the office today to find it covered in christmas decorations. This is dumb.
Christmas is a stupid celebration and it has now begun taking up the whole month of December and earlier.
Go away Christmas. You are dumb and I hate you.

Yeah, christmas always ruins my shit. Down with christmas.

I want to go on Fox News' war on christmas segment and be like "Yes. I am fighting a war against christmas. Also Jesus should have been aborted."

I dont outright hate JUL but it is by far the boringest and dumbest festivity of the year, atleast usually. I also dont like how it seems to start earlier every few years. Yeah, I dislike it but I guess it does give me an excuse to eat a lot of delicious food.

The only good thing about Christmas is compulsory time off. I have no problems with being able to sit around being a lazy fuck for a week or so.

Everything else is shit though.

Yeah that part is good, I´ll admidt.

Being coerced into travelling around the country to visit people and seeing your own apartment only to briefly stop and sleep a night between trips, if at all, all during the time when everyone else is also doing this, is not my idea of "time off." Going to work would be less stressful.

Tell your family to fuck off. I did that back in High School when my Grandparents I cared about kicked off.

Still hate Christmas, though now it's mostly due to public places piping in Christmas music from right after Halloween until the 26th. Which, itself, wouldn't be so bad, except Feliz Navidad is a favorite to pipe in over the intercom systems, and that song, even if you only hear it once, is already repetitive and obnoxious by the end, having a total of about 5 different lyrics that are merely repeated over and over to the exact same tune. Repeat it about 10 times over an 8 hour day and you find yourself wishing the creator hadn't already died so that you could hunt him down and torture him to death.

That's my major beef with it. The music pisses me off after usually day 3. It's in every store, it's in the malls, it's outside the commercial areas, it's on the radio, family insists on playing it for all occasions...it gets so amazingly old.

Also I miss Thanksgiving decorations. Also I miss not being bombarded with commercialism for a sizeable portion of the year. I mean 1/6 of the year is dedicated to what amounts to a big department store sale. GGF