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behemoth 05-28-2004 02:02 PM

This isn't spam or nothin, honest question
 
Is there going to be some 8 bit boxers on rocketninja? cuz u know... I'd love to have boxers with black mage whippin out his knife all over em. That and fighter with his swordchucks
Just wondering

Lord Hisstor 05-28-2004 02:14 PM

lol that would been funny, the fight of the century

Aerozord 05-28-2004 02:14 PM

hehe, you want BM whipping out a knife on your boxers?

LeefRyder 05-28-2004 02:16 PM

I'd kill for some fighter jammies :D

behemoth 05-28-2004 02:16 PM

Hell yeah... that'd be sweet! I'd buy me at least 5-6 pairs

Lord Hisstor 05-28-2004 02:23 PM

:thief: hmmm opportunities for endless customer money

:rmage: hmm my weight has decrease by the same amount of my purse content

behemoth 05-28-2004 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord Hisstor
:thief: hmmm opportunities for endless customer money

:rmage: hmm my weight has decrease by the same amount of my purse content

Note= Drinking the bong water is BAD

Lord Hisstor 05-28-2004 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by behemoth
Note= Drinking the bong water is BAD


......right??? anyway as i was saying
:fighter: i like swords
:bmage: :fighter: i like swords
STAB!!! STAB!!! STAB!!!
:bmage:

behemoth 05-28-2004 02:31 PM

Or there could be some boxers with fighter with black mage's knife in his head, going "Ouchies! I fall down now!"

Lord Hisstor 05-28-2004 02:32 PM

:bmage: i second that movement

Dona Maria 05-28-2004 03:19 PM

dude, if they made 8-bit pjs, i'd be all over that. that and expand the boxers idea to include undies for the female persuasion. hehehe, like, make them like the day of the week underwear? a character for every day. oooo, that's totally marketable.

Mashirosen 05-28-2004 03:28 PM

We might be able to offer at least the boxers and probably girly undies sometime soon -- I don't know about pajamas, but it sure would be awesome if we could have those too. Keep an eye out...

Aerozord 05-28-2004 03:35 PM

I want to see the hot anime version of WM on some female panties or something like that. Know just the person to give them to

Or even better a chasity belt with :wmage: hitting :bmage: with a hammer

LeefRyder 05-28-2004 04:58 PM

or a blackbelt thong for men hahaha oh yeah...thats good...

Royalspork 05-28-2004 05:01 PM

I fear that this topic is going down that road, the road of thongs and underwear (under there you incompitent fool. ha!)

I won't wear one, but I think it will sell.

Joseph Pandora 05-28-2004 05:50 PM

I would buy this product. They need to act on this while its still hot. Before we relize how silly it is.

Fifthfiend 05-28-2004 07:58 PM

Mashirosen -- seriously, what's up with SS Barbie?

...

Anyway, yeah, boxers would be cool.

Not just 8-Bit boxers, either -- I can see buying a pair of boxers that had "NUKLEAR POWER!" written right across the front.

"Rocket Ninja" might be pushing it, though...

Krylo 05-28-2004 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by fifthfiend
Not just 8-Bit boxers, either -- I can see buying a pair of boxers that had "NUKLEAR POWER!" written right across the front.

I don't need those... it's already common knowledge that my crotch is powered by an internal fusion reactor. Fear the power of my nether region, for it rivals that of the sun!

And, yah, They should really expand the stuff that they have. Get pants, socks, pjs, underwear... Silky lingerie with little Black Mages over the nipples... well, maybe that last one is going a bit far.

Also: I'm pretty sure that Mash's avatar has something to do with Barbie looking like a standard nazi girl. Thin, tall, blue eyes, fair skin, blonde hair... and obviously evil.

synkr0nized 05-28-2004 08:18 PM

Barbie was going to be the next phase of the Nazi plan.
She's blonde, has blue eyes, is white, probably not Jewish, and, if her body proportions are taken into account, is capable of extreme (Harvey Birdman, Extreme for Teens!) heavy lifting. She could haul around much more weaponry and ammo than your average SS guard.

The Third Reich would have won the war had their Barbie Brigades ever been deployed.

Mashirosen 05-28-2004 08:57 PM

It's a doll of Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS. I figured if I'm going to be called a Nazi, I might as well run with it. (I was afraid I was going to come across some nasty stuff when I Googled for the title, but about the most disturbing thing that came up was a picture of this doll canoodling with the Red Skull.) If she bothers you, don't worry, I'll be tired of the joke in a few days and it'll be back to Elle Driver.

Anyway, there will most definitely be at least one pair of nerdy boxers in the future -- Sosa has at least one great idea for a design that I know is gonna sell like anything. There's a reason we don't have items other than t-shirts just yet, but I don't know if I'm allowed to talk about it with non-RocketNinja staff. I think it's safe to say that we'll probably have some new stuff ready to go by Christmas, though. We know y'all want these things, and we really want you to give us money for them, so again, keep an eye out, new tchotchkes are on their way.

Meister 05-29-2004 03:06 AM

And here I was figuring you wanted to pay me back for the Arseface avatar. :D

Otaku Son 05-29-2004 04:29 AM

Yeah, lokisfenir called Mashirosen a Nazi.

So, Sosa has this great idea that'll sell like anything, huh? Considering it's Sosa, aka Red Mage, I'm willing to be it's a RM-style pimp hat.

Deathosaurus Wrecks 05-29-2004 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Lord Hisstor
lol that would been funny, the fight of the century

yes, its the battle of the century....IN YOUR PANTS!

Mashirosen 05-29-2004 03:40 PM

Nothing I can think of that isn't nightmare fuel would be adequate payback for Arseface. :P

Fifthfiend 05-29-2004 06:31 PM

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If she bothers you, don't worry, I'll be tired of the joke in a few days and it'll be back to Elle Driver.
No worries, wasn't really bothered. More like horribly fascinated, I guess -- it seems like it would take a very specifically twisted kind of mind to make a cute little mini Nazi officer's hat for their Barbie doll.

Quote:

There's a reason we don't have items other than t-shirts just yet, but I don't know if I'm allowed to talk about it with non-RocketNinja staff.
Curse you and your Nazi secrets.

...

I always knew there was evil afoot at Rocketninja, but I would never have guessed that it was Nazi evil.

Mashirosen 05-29-2004 08:42 PM

Silence, unarische pigdog, lest you taste the sole of my boot!

LeefRyder 05-29-2004 08:56 PM

damn that was sexy.

I was thinking it would be funny if they did the "I'm with stupid" teeshirts with black mage and white mage.

Otaku Son 05-29-2004 09:05 PM

I dunno if, I were in fifthfiend's spot, to be honored to lick Lydia's boot because it's Lydia, or run and hide before licking Lydia's boot because it's Brian's woman.

LeefRider, it would make more sense for it to be BM and Fighter.

Joseph Pandora 05-29-2004 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Otaku Son
LeefRider, it would make more sense for it to be BM and Fighter.

Makes sense. But not MORE sense. Both fit in the stupidity higharchy of the comic.

Which brings up a question. Whos smartest Theif or WM.

froofmyster 05-29-2004 11:28 PM

I would pay good moolah for fighter with sword-chucks boxers.

Fifthfiend 05-30-2004 12:26 AM

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I dunno if, I were in fifthfiend's spot, to be honored to lick Lydia's boot because it's Lydia, or run and hide before licking Lydia's boot because it's Brian's woman.
If I were in fifthfiend's spot, I'd be worried about how clean those boots are.

Mashirosen 05-30-2004 12:51 AM

They're pretty old. I got them from an Army surplus store about five years ago, and even then they were ancient -- pre-Vietnam make (you can tell by the lack of steel plating in the soles to prevent pungee stick injury). I wouldn't lick them for a hundred dollars -- but you filthy mongrel-race swine will do it for free and enjoy it, nicht wahr?

Dante 05-30-2004 01:08 AM

Ja, Mein Herrin!

(Rrrrright....)

froofmyster 05-30-2004 01:32 AM

Wait, Mashirosen is Lydia? And she wears army boots?! :)

The great Closer of Threads is Lydia who is Mashirosen who is EPS who is Brian's girl who wears army boots?! So... confused...

System overload in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... Zeroooooo....

KA-BOOM!

Don't worry... I'll be fine... just fine... MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Melfice 05-30-2004 03:23 PM

Hell, I wouldn't lick them there boots. Not even if my life depended on it.

And Froof, you alright? Need I call the white coats?

And you never knew Lydia is Mash? Damn, you slow.

EDIT: Jah, mein Herrin?

Jah, mein Frau(lein)! That's more like it!

Meister 05-30-2004 04:05 PM

Well, the best way to put it would probably be Jawohl, [meine] Herrin!. It has that "unquestioning obedience" feel to it. Trust me. Native speaker.

... who kind of wonders how many potential forum members the little Nazi semantics discussion has repelled already... :D

Otaku Son 05-30-2004 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Mashirosen
They're pretty old. I got them from an Army surplus store about five years ago, and even then they were ancient -- pre-Vietnam make (you can tell by the lack of steel plating in the soles to prevent pungee stick injury). I wouldn't lick them for a hundred dollars -- but you filthy mongrel-race swine will do it for free and enjoy it, nicht wahr?

Oh, I thought they were leather, S&M-type boots. But if they're just the type of boots like I'm wearing, then nevermind.

Turning that into on-topic discussion, how about some WM bondage boots for Lydia and RaiRai, yah? And BM facemasks for Brian and Shiney!

Fifthfiend 05-30-2004 11:08 PM

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Oh, I thought they were leather, S&M-type boots. But if they're just the type of boots like I'm wearing, then nevermind.

Turning that into on-topic discussion, how about some WM bondage boots for Lydia and RaiRai, yah? And BM facemasks for Brian and Shiney!
http://img63.photobucket.com/albums/...ony/rabbit.jpg

Melfice 05-31-2004 02:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Otaku Son
Oh, I thought they were leather, S&M-type boots. But if they're just the type of boots like I'm wearing, then nevermind.

Turning that into on-topic discussion, how about some WM bondage boots for Lydia and RaiRai, yah? And BM facemasks for Brian and Shiney!

I can only second fifthfiend's reply... Damn, you're lucky I understand you're making a joke.
But do you really think the guys would ever agree to that? Hell, I doubt the girls would even touch them.

As for clothing, I have absolutely no idea what I'd like to see.

Otaku Son 05-31-2004 02:26 AM

You guys don't know anything about bondage equipment? I would show some pictures, but they're against forum rules.

Melfice 05-31-2004 02:38 AM

I know of bondage, and I know enough to not want to see it, let alone experience it.

That former remark about me not knowing what you meant came from my sleepy brain who is now awake and understands what you meant.
I still think the mods would NEVER touch these equipments.

Otaku Son 05-31-2004 03:00 AM

RaiRai might. That's what gave me the idea in the first place.

Melfice 05-31-2004 09:35 AM

Okay, maybe Rai would, still unlikely. But I'm sure our mof and the rest of the mods wouldn't, 'cause I've never seen anything about them that could possibly show any bondage tendencies(sp?).

I thought of something, but it has already been mentioned. The pimpin' hat of Red Mage. I would definately buy it, oh yeah!

RaiRai 05-31-2004 09:43 AM

RaiRai might, huh? Hmm. Maybe I'm too predictable...where did I put my halo...

Melfice 05-31-2004 10:03 AM

*raises eyebrow* You are kidding, right?

Anyway, if they would add that hat, do we get it in multiple colours?
Red doesn't go that well with a grey suit...

RaiRai 05-31-2004 10:14 AM

Kidding about what? This is no place for bondage discussion. ;)

I'd happily wear 8bit endorsed panties. I'm still trying to find a shirt capable of having transfers on it. I'm looking for a tank top so that I can have an image of WM smashing BM with a mallet. <3

[Shiney] BONDAGE WOOOOOOO. Tie me up!

Melfice 05-31-2004 11:32 AM

Aw, did Shiney have to prove me wrong? Did he? Did he really?

I give... You win Otaku.

behemoth 06-01-2004 10:26 AM

Never in so many ways have I seen a topic stray completely from the original post, and yet stay right on topic. You all fascinate me. Especially RaiRai. I was wondering... do you like pie? (OOOO! Another underwear idea... Boxers with pie all over em, or ladies boxers with a big pie on the crotch!)

Oda 06-01-2004 10:44 AM

I wouldn't mind seeing my girlfriend in a pair of Fighter panties, that is if I had one. But if you could buy them I would, you know... for that future girlfriend... *cough* Alright fine.. I would prance around the house wearing nothing but the panties, listening to I Feel Like a Woman.

Oh yeah, I am not dork Behemoth, nor is my name Nick.

behemoth 06-01-2004 11:13 AM

Thus... Nick is a dork in my signature... and the image of you in fighter panties prancing around scares the living crap out of me. Anyway... yeah... I'd end up buying em for ya... Wouldn't I?

Jack of Spades 06-03-2004 01:58 AM

The pie underwear sounds like a great idea.
Anymale in girls clothes scares me, so I agree with Behemoth

And as far as Nick being a geek goes. I'm a Nick and I am not a geek!

...I am a nerd.

Funka Genocide 06-03-2004 02:19 AM

as far as fighter panties go, if I were to come across a pair in an everyday occurence I would probably inquire as to where they were purchased, no matter the situation. the sheer novelty would be enough to deter me from whatever activities I was thinking about doing, at least for a little while.

behemoth 06-03-2004 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Jack of Spades
The pie underwear sounds like a great idea.
Anymale in girls clothes scares me, so I agree with Behemoth

And as far as Nick being a geek goes. I'm a Nick and I am not a geek!

...I am a nerd.

Just think... I know Oda irl! I have more of a mental image than you! *shudder*

Fifthfiend 06-03-2004 02:17 PM

Bondage gear, Nazi BSDM, boys who like boys who like girls who like girls...

The conversation gets on underwear and people just lose all sense of self-control, I swear.

Melfice 06-04-2004 02:49 AM

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Originally Posted by fifthfiend
Nazi BSDM

It's BDSM, but yes, we lose control.

But were did you find the part about boys who like boys who like girls who like girls?

Mashirosen 06-04-2004 03:37 AM

Closing.


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