Chloe.
 

.....is the name of my daughter, born today at 7:13 AM.

Words fail me. No snark here...I am smitten. Expect a slightly less vitriolic shiney for the near future....I'll be back to normal once POS upsets me again....until then...

Let's give her a great welcome. =)

Many congrats to you and Rai on the new addition!

Call me when she's 18.

Congratulations Shiney and Rai! And welcome to being alive, Chloe. I hope you enjoy every second of it. We'll be cheering you on every time you give your parents hell!

Congratulations shiney
Welcome to Earth Chloe
Don't forget, you're here forever.

I assume the GPS chip is already imbedded so you know exactly where your children are at all times? :P

But in all seriousness, congratulations, and I hope she grows up proud of you two.

Kudos for taking the responsibility for unleashing another life on all of us.
Congrats.

It's wonderful! (also, this tag is highly appropriate and not sarcastic at all)
 

Congratulations! Duuuuuude, that's fantastic! I hope you have a great time! (I know we are!) God bless you and your (newly enlarged) family, man! :D

16 is enough.

Oh, and congrats Rai and shineyassholeorshitface!