Help Name My Sword
 

Ladies and gentlemen of NPF, I require your assistance. I am currently working on this:

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Standing at 4'11", this cardboard sword (cardsword, if you will) is meant to be a future prop in my adventuring excursions. I am almost finished putting it together, but it will remain incomplete until I add a crucial piece.

A Name.

Not just any name, but a Name that truly embodies its nature. Something that captures its essence. Preferably something that I can stencil in with Norse runes.

So I come to you, members of this fair community, for suggestions of a Name. What would you call it?

And to include everyone in the discussion, what do you consider when choosing a name for something? It could be anything: your car, a stuffed animal, a prized possession. Anything!

Can't resist.

It's name should be the "SORD....."



Sorry.

Zoosmell Pooplord.

"Uh..."

Because that's the sound your opponents will make.

Bob.

Or Skippy.

The Sword and (Card)Board.

Excardliboard
Vorpal Board
Cardboard Compensation

Kraft Blade of Bladiness Accurate and nerdy!

McIrondick

Diplomacy

Goodwill

Understanding

Mercy

Bitch Be Cool

Actually no, this one.

Stabby
Holy Cardboardia (or along those same lines: Great Cardboardia, Sacra Cardboardia/ Cardboardia Sacra, Mighty Cardboardia, Animus Cardboardium)
Excalicardboard (or Excaliboard) [[Oh whoops, looks like Insane Genius already thought of this one.]]
Corrugated Justice

yes.

Recyclable Rage.

Buster Board.

Flatlander.

Mastercraft.

Masterkraft.

Box-and-a-Half Sword.

Corrugated-no-Tsurugi.

I Am That Isn't.

Undurabil, Blame SHAME of the West. (edited because it's so much better)

Brown Destiny.

Name the sword "Excaliboard", then make a dagger out of papier mache and call it "Papercuts".

Psh. Talk to me when you have a real sword and we'll name that shit up.

These are the best. That is all.

The Boxsword That Holds A Real Sword
+5 Kindling With Quick Ignition and Fast Burning Enchantments

If we're going for Norse?

Ragnabox
Fimblboard
Cardboarjolnir (Even though it's not a hammer).

That's all I got.

Bokkusu no ken. I just used Google Translate on the words box sword. Bokkusu no ken is what I get.

I know, I didn't put much thought into it, but still it works.

This. It's funny and good for the environment. What's not to love?

Boxcutter

Bloody Pulp?
 

I must say that I love you all. Your responses, while not what I expected, have been more than wonderful. :D

I should like to address some names that stood out for me:

Excaliboard: A very nice combination, I was intrigued. However, the differences in size between the two require me to strike it down. Excaliboard is a very elegant name. This weapon is not anywhere near elegance.

Excaliboard and Paper Cuts: This is a project to which I shall devote myself in due time. It's too good to pass up.

Recyclable Rage: A green message to complement the red on the battlefield. This one is closer to the mark.

Bitch Be Cool: I like the attitude this one conveys.

Flatlander: I like this one because it's closer to the more serious tone I was going for. Then again, how seriously can you take a weapon made of cardboard? :P

Ragnabox: Even better. Cardboard shall bring about the end times!

If anyone's interested in backstory (or why I made such a monstrousity), the sword is supposed to be disproportionate to humans because it actually belonged to a giant. This giant was then killed in single combat by a member of the nomadic northern tribes. It is now his primary weapon. This is all for an eventual character I will put together in Pathfinder or something.

Yes, I bring props to game.

Y u mad, bro?

He who kills all!

or

God killing Cardboard!

'cause it looks dumb
 

The Compensator

Excalipoor.

Final Fantasy references ftw, yo.

This is what its name will be.
 

"No, fuck you."

Bob Johnson

I second this name.

The Bardcoard

Boxacchius - taken from the name Amoracchius, which is anther name for the sword Excalibur, in the Dresden Files books.

Why didn't anyone think to cardboard up Caledflwch yet? Which is another name for Excalibur from reality. Caredbrdbx

Rather surprised no one mentioned this.
 

Dr. Swordopolis.

It's been a long time Intern. I think most of us have forgotten.

Dr. Who?

Because Caladbolg is easier.

Cardladboard

No....but the resemblance is uncanny...

Boxenboard