Live, from NPF, it's Saturday Night
 

Good evening and what can I tell you?

In this thread at your request I will assign you an Avatar and user title based on SNL sketches.

In the meantime, read up on Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey.

Candygram?

(take this as an expression of interest)

Let's do this.
 

“If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.”

SPICY

I'd like a new avatar. Because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me!

http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/1053/landshark.png

User Title: I'm only a dolphin, Ma'am...

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/632/bushz.png

User Title: You're welcome, America.

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/149/churchlady.png

Sig or Title: 'Well isn't that special". Also you have to harass Satan's Onion.

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/7607/lank.png

User Title: Just pick up, and start talking

Nice.

Me likey.

Yeah, sounds good. Let's do this.

I am bereft of comedy and would like to participate in this venture.