problem with fire types
 

MAN CHARIZARD

WHY YOU GOTS TO BE SUCH A LAZY DICK ALL THE TIME

He's been working sixty-hour weeks busting his ass for you for the last fifteen years, can't you cut the guy a little slack?

We all know the guy works hard but he's not exactly in debt anymore. You'd think he could use some of those vacation days he's got piled up to spend some time with his kid.

Fucking Flareon, he's only got shit moves!

Thank you for this important thread, fifth. The problems with fire types can finally be addressed!

I can't take my Rapidash for a walk anywhere without it horribly massacre all the native plant life. How can I take a nice walk in the park with my Rapidash if it just leaves a trail of "unconscious" bellsprout and hoppip corpses in its wake?? We can't have nice things!

I can't take my Rapidash for a walk anywhere because it dies to a stiff breeze.

I hated how Diamond basically had:

1)Fire starter
2)Ponyta evolution line

Any other fire pokémon required beating the Elite 4.

And that's bullshit.

Fuck alla y'alls. I love my houndoom.

GOOD DOG.

BEST FIEND.

HOUNDOOM? ON DIAMOND?

FUCK TRADING!

THAT'S WHAT HEARTGOLD IS FOR, MOTHERFUCKER.