The Warring States of NPF

Okay, I'm drunk (lie: I'm sober) and stoned (nah, can't afford weed) so I had this fantastic idea. I'm gonna change my handle on NPF. Mostly because the shitty jokes based on "InsaneGenius" are already exhausted. The shittiest being "ur not rally insan or a genusi hur hur" because duh, you're not exactly ummm, what's your handle again? But yeah, I'm getting sidetracked here. The idea is that you get to pick my new name. I mean, I have a few shitty ideas, like Jizzmaster, Iggy Sawdust, Rufus Tabasco or Beruzebubo. That latter one is Engrish for Beelzebub inspired by an unbelievably shitty manga translation I read once. But I'm sure some of you have even shittier ideas. The only things I'm gonna reject are your fucking memes and characters from wherever, especially if they are ponies or from mass effect. I want a name that's timelessly shitty, not shitty today and oh-god-that-guy-was-into-that-thing-we-all-agree-is-objectively-shitty-now-once tomorrow. Nono. I'm not that kind of person.

Other than that I will pick whatever the admin who renames me thinks is best. Because If I had to decide myself I'd end up with something I may like and that would be terrible.

Go ahead, give me your best or worst, depending on how you roll. I'll go to bed now and when I wake up I wanna be Racist_Rapist1992 or Poo Nugget 69, Siegheil 4th Reich or something