...Run, Flare
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

Why should I run? It's not like I can't handle myself in a fight. Besides, I can marry someone, then divorce him and take half of his stuff and sell it for money.


(Seriously. I've actually started considering doing that.)

Now someone will post a picture of Wolvie getting rammed by Carrot Top.

Now someone will search in vain for that image, realize it doesn't exist, and commission you to draw it.

I found this...

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...BPTt7cVKoUsINw

...why...

I just find it incredibly hilarious that of everything that goes on in and around NPF, this is where you draw the line.

Which is actually the weridest looking?
 

Versus


http://muscle.iuhu.org/wp-content/up...cle-tongue.jpg

We have made too many compromises already, too many retreats.

BRB writin Krylo / POS / Liz / Flare / Betty / Bobbey / Synk / Fenris / Snake fanfic
 

...Really, I'm just sad that Kyanbu has a long-running softcore porn thread and Matt freaking Speroni doesn't.

I mean come on what kind of a world do we live in
Where I have to be subjected to unrealistically proportioned furries from my nightmares
But nnnoooo, Matt won't draw us pictures of beautiful women
When, like, drawing pictures of beautiful women is the one and only thing Matt Speroni is great at

PS: Flare I was totally warning you because you're apparently a redhead
And apparently every guy here is totes crushin' on the gingers
I'm just sayin' Flare it looks like you're going to have to reject like 50 marriage proposals per day here
I'd propose myself but I'm too polyamorous to settle down, what with my crushes on nearly everyone from NPF
Someday I'm going to make an NPF orgy happen and it will be glorious

Link.