Your scorn gets me off in ways I can only describe as metasextual.

I enjoy Desperate Housewives.

Your confessions now seem much less terrible.

He won't make it back alive, much less sane.

furaffinity is that horrible thing, man was never meant to see.Seriously though the admins there have gotten a bit sick of the weird shit and have placed up a much stricter upload policy. Only time will tell if it'll work out or not. So far no one's complaining about the strict acceptable upload policy.

ahahahahahahahaha


Edit: Everyone complains about every decision on FA. Because FA is incapable of doing anything right. It's a launching point for Furs who realize they're better then this shit, before they move on to somewhere else, like <ANYWHERE ELSE.>

Tumblr, Inkbunny, there's a thousand better places to host your work and get discussion going about it.

My fetish is Numberwang, the game that simply everyone!

My fetish is you.

Yes, you.

EDIT

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Like I'm pretty sure the only two things I find really weird as fetishes are like, Scat and Bestiality. That's... pretty much it? I can't think of anything else that isn't just like, someone's kink.

And with Scat it's more that I literally cannot think about it without the overwhelming urge to vomit, and I cannot comprehend how a horse and a human could fornicate.

Like have you seen a horse dick

they are HUGE

As a German I'm into scatplay, anal fisting and BDSM.

EDIT: In public.

Anal fisting could be considered part of BDSM.