I have never understood the meaning of envy until now.
You lucky bastard.

How about this: I still haven't seen the thread.

Neither have I, and judging by the state of this thread, I have to ask; don't any of you people have any like, normal fetishes?

Does liking redheads count? Cause I got a thing for redheads. I'm an atheist and a cute redhead got me to go to church and put a fiver in the offering plate.

Just a lot of pelvic thrusting and putting out cigs with my crotch.

Haha, funny that, I was actually going to ask the same thing myself.

Redheads are hot. Thought that was common knowledge.

Yeah me too. But that's not really fetish level.

Blame Token for reminding me of this
 

I guess not, but it is trope level