I have never understood the meaning of envy until now.
You lucky bastard.

How about this: I still haven't seen the thread.

Neither have I, and judging by the state of this thread, I have to ask; don't any of you people have any like, normal fetishes?

Does liking redheads count? Cause I got a thing for redheads. I'm an atheist and a cute redhead got me to go to church and put a fiver in the offering plate.

Just a lot of pelvic thrusting and putting out cigs with my crotch.

Haha, funny that, I was actually going to ask the same thing myself.

Redheads are hot. Thought that was common knowledge.

Yeah me too. But that's not really fetish level.

Blame Token for reminding me of this
 

I guess not, but it is trope level

...Run, Flare
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

Why should I run? It's not like I can't handle myself in a fight. Besides, I can marry someone, then divorce him and take half of his stuff and sell it for money.


(Seriously. I've actually started considering doing that.)

Now someone will post a picture of Wolvie getting rammed by Carrot Top.

Now someone will search in vain for that image, realize it doesn't exist, and commission you to draw it.

I found this...

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...BPTt7cVKoUsINw

...why...

I just find it incredibly hilarious that of everything that goes on in and around NPF, this is where you draw the line.

Which is actually the weridest looking?
 

Versus


http://muscle.iuhu.org/wp-content/up...cle-tongue.jpg

We have made too many compromises already, too many retreats.

BRB writin Krylo / POS / Liz / Flare / Betty / Bobbey / Synk / Fenris / Snake fanfic
 

...Really, I'm just sad that Kyanbu has a long-running softcore porn thread and Matt freaking Speroni doesn't.

I mean come on what kind of a world do we live in
Where I have to be subjected to unrealistically proportioned furries from my nightmares
But nnnoooo, Matt won't draw us pictures of beautiful women
When, like, drawing pictures of beautiful women is the one and only thing Matt Speroni is great at

PS: Flare I was totally warning you because you're apparently a redhead
And apparently every guy here is totes crushin' on the gingers
I'm just sayin' Flare it looks like you're going to have to reject like 50 marriage proposals per day here
I'd propose myself but I'm too polyamorous to settle down, what with my crushes on nearly everyone from NPF
Someday I'm going to make an NPF orgy happen and it will be glorious

Link.

I think I am beginning to understand why Snake historically has so much difficulty "sealing the deal" with the women he dates.

Silly Speroni, black and white images of your comic don't count!
I want your smexy ladies in full-blown color
Really every black and white image you create is a crime against humanity. It's like if Leonardo da Vinci was like "Here, I'll draw you half a Mona Lisa."

You'd be like "Leonardo, anything less than a complete masterpiece Mona Lisa is a waste of your impeccable talent and an affront to the deities."
An affront, Matt
An affront

I think I'm beginning to understand why Loyal is no longer on my list of NPFers I have a crush on :mad:

Well, the comic isn't really about "sexy girls" anyway so...I guess it's good that it doesn't count?

Jeeze snake if it makes ya feel better 'm currently studying life drawing and have desided to just not post anymore mischief knights pic since the project was canned due to me ruining it over the years with bad writing.

Oh sweet sweet naive, Snake. If he gave us full blown color of sexy ladies, it would render all other webcomics null and void. The seas would rise, mountains would crumble and storms would surge across the lands because of the jealousy of the Gods! If he does not limit himself, he will become the cause of the end of the world.

On another note...

I'd tap that.

Still shocked at the number of you taking me seriously right now
 

Everything you draw is sexy by definition, Matt

If I ever ended up doing a kind of Queen's Blade/Dead or Alive type thing it'd probably end up being super weird and no one would like it.

...or everyone would like it and I wouldn't know why...


It'd probably be like Junji Ito meets Satoshi Urushihara...

Confession: Now I'm thinking about it! Darnit.

This thread has gone in a wierd direction, I guess my questionable tastes are not so questionable.

I assure you, nothing I've said has been a reflection of anything I've taken seriously. Though perhaps we're using a different definition of "taking seriously"?

To say nothing on which parts of my own posts should themselves be taken seriously, or for what reason.

I take Snake mysteriouseriously.

Dude, Flare has been here for like, how long? And we've all known she's a redhead for most of that time. I think she's safe from us at this point.

actually I kind of enjoyed seeing your shit pop up on my Deviantart every could of weeks.

Pretty sure the women of NPF are used to our demeanor. I mean, why else would they stick around? I think the thing we do right is that we are not all up in their vag trying to get pics.

You guys are being terrible right now and you dont even know it.

Isn't that the entire point of this thread?

I was really expecting the first post in this thread to just be a link to Baby Got Back. I'm disappointed.

What about...?

Yup.

Redheads are the devil's spawn. I have personal experience of such matters.

EDIT: Oh, Flare's redheaded? Case rescinded. And for anyone else on the forums that's also of an orange/red persuasion, for that matter.

No but seriously though this thread is awful.

It could get worse though. You know it could.

I like how it's always us, never him. :dance:

Why not with me, NPF?
Why never with mmmeeeeeeeeee

We weren't even testing for that.
 

Offers were made, Snake. And you rejected them.

Now we all know better than to get close. Mostly because of the smell.

But also because you are a terrible person.

Not as bad as some of the others. But by virtue of being an NPFer, you are a terrible person.

Might as well suck gracefully at life and everything else
 

Well I could do a terrible rant about my shitty life, my ever increasing stupidty, terrible projects, and hilariously bad artwork and drawing ablilities.

But I kinda like just being the local pervert everyone secretly hates on for flooding the Art section with poorly drawn softcore furry catgirls and a badly written story (admittingly without the bad writting and presentation, it would be a decent little dark humor, comedy). Oh and that so called great comic that I bragged was my best idea yet that I have yet to start (Avalice Assassin). And of course the 20+ requests I still owe you guys.

So I'll let someone else take this thread to a whole new level of terrible the likes of which NPF has ever seen. And cling on to that tiny microscopic bit of respect you guys might still have for me.

Kyanbu, you're a fine artist!
You just need to draw things other than softcore porn pictures of furries!
Other subject matters to draw do exist!!!

I mean, look at CJ! She draws things other than Metal Gear Solid yaoi.
(Though really in CJ's case specifically she should only draw MGS yaoi, it should be like a requirement for her continued existence.)

For instance Kyanbu you can also draw hardcore porn pictures of furries.

The possibilities are endless.

No, NEVER!!! I'll NEVER JOIN THE DARK SIDE OF THE FURRY FORCE!!!

There is no light side to the furry force.

Clearly, since we're all so progressive here we're all furryphobes, because that's what dudes like us do all day. Homophobia just doesn't cut it anymore. That was cool maybe twenty years ago.

There's totally a grey side of the Furry Force.

The difference is, that I know I'm terrible.

We all know we are terrible. Everything here is terrible. No one comes here unless they want others to know how terrible they are. It only becomes more terrible when you feel the need to remind everyone how terrible it really is.

I meant worse in the sense we could start coming up with more Alexander Hamilton/Thomas Jefferson slashfic like in the Assassin's Creed 3 thread.

That was the only part of the thread I found worth reading.

I don't even have to read this to know Jefferson was the pitcher.

Man, MGS yaoi was, like, two fandoms ago. Get with the times.

Seriously, you've had a breakthrough with this furry shit, now get the fuck started on my sigil where the symbol of my house is a goddamm bongo.

Are you still on Assassin's Creed, then?

If so: Will you draw us some Desmond / Shaun yaoi?

...Please?!?

Will you draw yaoi of Snake with whoever, doesn't matter? That would be great, thanks.

Sure but I'm going to need some refs.

Man you really are behind. No I'm into FF6 right now, it's all about the het and gen for once.

There's plenty of Desmond/Shaun out there though, by artists better than myself, so never fear.

Bullshit, CJ. You know you've got some KefkaxLeo blackrom in you.

LOCKExEDGAR 4 EVAH OTP

One of my favorite artists draws a lot of Kefka/Leo though.
 

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnu7et1Kvn1qafrh6.gif

If we're posting homestuck images now I may as well put up a thisisstupid.gif.

And then get the topic locked because homestuck gifs are true evidence of having descended into the lowest and most deplorable levels of debauchery. Gotta have some self-respect. Other people obviously, not me.

What was this thread even originally about?

Anthro Chaps.
That or ass and titties.
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lom7kimhqY1qjlt8r.gif
Either way: HOMESTUCK

The Homestuck fandom is fucking terrible and this is not even the reason.

You're terrible and this is at least part of the reason.

Well, duh.

EDIT: duh'ing the "You're terrible" disliking the Homestuck fandom for being terrible makes you a better person sadly. I only keep reading it so I don't have to treat everything in the Homestuck thread as a random string of non-sequiturs.

You could just not go to the Homestuck thread.

Ballsweat has to visit threads he doesn't like, that's how he gets his balls sweaty.

Sweaty with rage. If he didn't do that, then he'd have to change his name to Dryballs.

But it's fun.

Also what Matt said.

I've found the more people talk about Homestuck, the more I hate them. Homestuck fans might be the only thing worse than bronies. I love the comic, but jesus christ. People ruin it for me.

Blissfully ignore the fandom, like I do.

I still don't even know what Homestuck is.

I'm torn between pitying you and envying you.

Seriously I think Homestuck is just about the only webcomic I thoroughly enjoy enough to recommend and yet simultaneously feel somewhat envious of those who've never been introduced