An offering.
 

I bought this shirt off of the website years ago. It's an adult L and has some mystery stains on it but I'm sure one of you on the forum would appreciate it. Anyone wanna do some sort of trade? Or does anybody really want it? I was gonna throw it up on ebay but I figured it'd do better over here.

http://i.imgur.com/1EZZJ.jpg

Why are there nipple stains?

That shirt is grody man. I don't think even a homeless man would want it.

Weird! I've never noticed! I swear I'm not a gross dude. I wore this shirt maybe a total of 10 times ever. Maybe someone could make a pillow case/quilt with it.

It's an old, white, cafepress shirt. It happens.

Might be worth throwing it up on eBay for the hell of it anyway. I wouldn't hold your breath for anyone around here wanting it though.

Edit: Nipple stains ARE pretty gross though.

Nipple stains are what make the shirt special.

I think his eBay song might have been even more appropriate!

Does he have a song about weird gross nipple stains?

To the tune of Cruella DeVille:

Weird gross nipple stains
Weird gross nipple stains
They terrify you though they can't cause no pains.