Another Suggestion for Brian
 

Grow a ponytail! I think it will make you look very much retro-chic. Also Vintage... somehow...

Also, have you considered a beard? You are a dashing fellow, that much has to be said. But i'm thinking mutton chops . Y'know, go crazy a little!

Trolling isn't very nice, Bells.

I want to say something about this, but the magnitude of this particular sentence being typed by Fifth has blown my mind.

Hey Brian I have this business idea that I think is just fantastic. I just need another $1000, which, I swear, I will not spend on hookers and cocaine this time.

I am Serpico and I say do not trust this man.

Well, i learned watching YOU... DAD! :crying:


















:dance:

This time when we learn that our elders are not infallible and in fact probably total dicks: We call that growing up.

Suggestion: Buy everyone a jetpack.

Alternate suggestion: Buy me a jetpack and use the rest of the money to genetically engineer unicorns.

Yeah it was pretty pro trolling.

I say just streamline the whole thing and put jetpacks on unicorns.

And then release them into the wild!