Npfers UNITE - Glorious Revolution. COUNTER-REVOLUTION...ED..IZED...ATED
 

For to long have the forums been run by the Moderating bourgeoisie elite, The people must rise up and throw off the shackles of the oppressors no more will our society be dictated to by an autocratic elite. We must tear down the current power structure and create a new system of moderation a fairer system of moderation a more drunk system of moderation!

To that end SMARTYMCBARRELPANTS MUST BE EMPOWERED FOR THE GOOD OF THE FORUMS! WHO IS WITH ME!?

You Europeans think you can just take us over without a fight?! Time for you to taste the steel of our blades posts!

I support this.

Didn't we try for revolution before? I seem to recall that we did. Perhaps more than once. And nothing ever comes of it.

Now if you just wanna start a reign of anarchy, chaos and riots then I'm all for it, but do it properly and actually create some anarchy and chaos, you know?

Dunno about you guys, but I'm fairly revolted already.

That didn't happen, I can totally spell

Friends, workers, countrymen,
Open your ears and open your hearts. For the winds of change has arisen, our imaginary chains are rattling in their shackles, the time is at hand.
For if you open your ears you will hear a glorious thing, you will hear the people sing! The people have found their voice, have found their power and are singing a song of angry men. They have every right to be angry, they have been beaten, they have been oppressed. I know that some of us have suckled on the teat of the administration, that our lives are comfortable, our lives are great. All I ask is that you listen to their song, listen to the music of the people and I guarantee you once you hear it and are moved by it we WILL NOT BE SLAVES AGAIN. We must unite our forces and when the beating of our hearts, our hearts that have bled, that have died, that have been SUFFERED for this country, echo the beating of our drums well then, then my friends, life will be about to start and tommorow will come and be glorious.

Listen to the music. It comes from beyond the edge of madness and that is where reason lies.

I demand Smarty be denied this title as he is not American and is probably a terrorist. Look at that beard.