The Warring States of NPF - "Same Sex Marriage Isn't Right" or "I'm Not Sure If This Is A Joke Site Or Not"

So we've talked a bit about ChristWire being a satire comedy site, and about trolls laying waste to Conservapedia, but I'm not sure about TownHall.

But they do have some really funny articles on there:

Quote:

Throughout the world, the moniker of �human rights� has long been a cloak for a number of so-called rights that cannot be justified in any other way. From free education, to free healthcare, to various aspects of the homosexual agenda and beyond, human rights have frequently been a rallying cry for people intent on imposing their worldview on others.

But the European Court of Human Rights recently bucked the trend by ruling that same-sex �marriages� will not be recognized under that subterfuge.

The court ruled that �same-sex �marriages� are not a human right,� thus upholding a French court�s decision not to allow two females �to adopt a child as a couple.�

And while the court recognized that officials could legislate same-sex �marriage,� the justices warned that doing so under the premise of protecting religious liberty would be a farce: �If MPs legislate for same-sex marriage, the�promise that churches will not be compelled to conduct the weddings will be worthless.� The Church of England has already warned its pastors that if a same-sex �marriage� goes ahead, �equality law is likely to force churches to fall into line and perform the wedding ceremonies.�

British Equalities Minister Lynne Featherstone demurred, �Put simply, it�s not right that a couple who love each other and want to formalize a commitment to each other should be denied the right to marry.� She is pushing for the redefinition of marriage in Britain, where she blames what has proven an uphill climb on the presumption that church leaders in Britain are �fanning the flames of homophobia.�

Nevertheless, the justices at the Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg ruled that the two French women �did not have the rights of married people, who in France have the sole right to adopt a child as a couple.�

Just read that first paragraph and let the flames of righteousness roll over you. How would a kind, Aryan American God let America become overrun by gays, black people and international charities?