NPF Slam Poetry 2012 - Time to Throw Down Some Sick Rhymes
 

That's right, thanks to the awesome patrons of NPFChat, we have an official event this year. NPF Slam Poetry, where some of the top poets of NPF will throw down some sick nasty rhymes and master disses. Take your grudges to the mic and show them who's boss. We will have 12 contestants, so sign-up and show NPF what you're made of.

Contestant List:
1. Ecks
2. rpgdemon
3. Smarty (Assumed)
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Been done, not once not twice but thrice. None of you fucks are worthy of my time and my former opponent is but a legend nowadays. Such becomes us all.

Yeah, I guess I'm in.
 

They call you Smarty, Moriarty, you act like life's a party
But sorry, Smarty, they ought to call you farty.

Stick your dick into the forums quick
And now you pick a slick scientific schtick
That lets you think and drink and
Your ship is gonna sink
You stink but you think that now you're on the brink
Of discovery,

But man,
You need recovery.

From these sick fires, bro.

Two burns and sick nasty sign-ups.

I've seen where the unbridled rap can take, I know what it does to a man. You cannot handle it, you cannot channel it. People will be hurt. People will die.

I was like you once. Ready and eager to sling my beats, taking on all who challenged me. I survived. But some did not. Do no make the same mistakes I did.

You people really don't understand what Slam Poetry and Battle Rapping are, do you?

This is no place for unbridled street knowledge. You risk annihilation.

Fools that you are, the lot of you.

I will enjoy this.