BLASPHEMOR!!!! How dare you insult one of the two official sports of the True North, Strong and Free!? (The other sport is Lacross, the sport that everyone in Canada should know, but no one knows how to play. :D )

Now that everyone knows I am a Canadian, let me set some things straight.

I am not a lumberjack or a fur trader. I don't eat blubber, own a dogsled or live in an igloo. And I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada... but I'm sure they are very very nice. I have a Prime Minister, Not a President. I speak English and French, not American, and it is pronounced "About," not "Aboot!" I can proudly sew my countries flag on my backpack. I believe in Peacekeeping, not policing. Diversity, not assimilation, and that the Beaver is a truely proud and noble animal! A touque is a Hat, a chesterfield is a Couch. AND IT IS PRONCOUNCED ZED! NOT ZEE! ZED!

Canada is the second largest landmass. The first nation of Hockey, and the Best part of North America! My name is SAAM, and I AM CANADIAN!

I KNEW IT!!!

From your first post I knew you were Canadian! I have no idea how to play Lacross, although I am aware of it.

Although Canada used to get the better part of it's economy through fur trading, especialy here in Quebec, several hundred years ago. Blubber is disgusting, dogsleds ARE used in the Yukon, and nobody owns an igloo anymore, and hasn't in several hundred years. French isn't all that hard once you've got the verbs down. Touques are better than caps any day. The Prime Minister is screwing with us. Peace and liberty is better than war and oppresion. Live beavers are the most adorable thing you'll ever see in your life.

Good to get all that out of my system.

More photos, please.

More pictures when we're actually around. We're heading out to the zoo, hopefully, in a while and then spending the night at a guest house. We'll probably be around at some point tomorrow, where I'll come home and rummage through my presents and devour my cake which is shaped like boobs. Go boobs cake! <3

Plans for tomorrow? My friends are meeting me at a bar and then we're crawling on from there. Most of them can't get too drunk because they still have to work Friday, but it should be a laugh. Otherwise we may go to the beach during the day - or leave that until Friday. Luckily I don't get hung-over, so it may be better for the end of the week...hmmm...

Actually... I'm at least 1/4 Irish, part German, part French, part Scottish... yeah...

First of Canada might be large but also, like the even larger Russia, it is mostly empty space. USA has the largest national income and our population of humans actually surpasses the population of cattle.

That is all in good sport I have nothing against Canada or Canadians. They are just easy to make fun of :D . I live in Ohio by Erie so I can tell you that in southern Canada it isn't that cold. It can get over 90 in the summers and I would estimate hovers around 80. Though in the winter it averages closer to 20 and can get into the negatives when its bad. I live in the temperate zone so trust me the temperature range is huge.

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You say we are easy to make fun of!

Check out the video's here.

http://home.comcast.net/~wwwstephen/americans/

I rest my case.

So how did the Zoo go RaiRai?

Boobs.... cake? O_o

I demand pictures of the mammary gland pastry!!!

Everytime I went to the local zoo (Philadelphia Zoo = oldest zoo in america), it's always cold or something, and the animals are hiding and being difficult. Hopefully, it's nice out, and you get to see some killer tigers and shit. Oh! Get a picture of penguins! Penguins are awesome!

Philadelphia Zoo is a bit of a pit, but I spent alot of school field trips there hehe. Hope you guys had fun at the Zoo, I find the best time to go is when it's way later in the day, Animals are less active during the morning/afternoon hours of the summer cos it's hot n' such. :B

Maybe she'll try to annoy someone again and do it.

J/K.

I dont think thats true SAAM...Finland is clearly the first nation of hockey...You propably lied aboot that...Seriosly though, I dont think Canada is the first...

We want a picture of that boob cake! How was the zoo?