And Suddenly I'm an Engineer! or The College Graduate Thread!
 

So after 5 long years of school (it's a school program, I didn't fuck up THAT badly), this lazy person has now graduated from college. And with that, comes drinking. Lots of drinking. And job searching, but that's another thing entirely.

But the fun part? I'm an engineer! A mechanical one! I get to work machines and make drawings and stuff! And I guarantee the quality will be above average! Most likely!


But all the stuff about me aside, which other people have graduated this year? I'll try and get a drink in for all of you.

Congrats, Lazy!!! That's fantastic!


Now then. We need a dispenser right here. Get on that, Engineer.

They have degrees for engineers now? Don't they just hand some wrenches to some monkeys?

What good is that title, if you're not driving a train?

Go get a train.

Need a dispenser here.

Congrats Lazy! Welcome to the wide world job searching, hopefully you get one quicker than I did (the market's not so bad off so you might be ok). What kind of field are you hoping to get into with an ME degree? I might be able to send something your way if I hear about it.

But seriously, congratulations
 

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Oh that's great!! Congrats man!!!!

Hey! Now, maybe you can help me with this idea i had...

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-C...55435746_n.jpg

See? It's Flawless!! You're an Engineer now, so you can make one of those right? It's my design and your work! We'll make billions! C'mon, get to it!!

Congrats. You get the honor of becoming something many people can only dream to be.