INDEPENDENCE DAY or that time Washington fought General Howe on the moon or whatever
 

FREEDOM AND FIREWORKS FOLKS

Oh, man, too many hamburgers. Time for a nap. A nap for freedom.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6nhxyNp5h1ql2rn8.jpg

And this.

There weren't 50 states when Roosevelt was alive though

Nor were there M-60s. But who cares?

Teddy would. He was even famous for sparing bears. The dude was totally pro-bear. It is where we get teddy bear from.

But it's Sasquatch.

Why was Teddy Roosevelt in Canada?

Clearly, he's shooting the sasquatch as punishment for starting that wildfire there. I don't think Smokey the Bear was around that day.

I grilled More meat Then my family could eat in a week and then we ate half of it...

Guh....