The roleplaying community requests sovereignty on account that otherwise you will have to read the rp forums.

Hmm, Bells has rifle pitchforks...but POS has donuts...

DECISIONS

I'll just do what I usually do, absolutely nothing!

DO NOT ASK WHAT THE EMPIRE CAN DO FOR YOU
ASK WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR THE EMPIRE

BECAUSE THE ONLY THING THE EMPIRE CAN REALLY DO FOR THIS SORRY HEAP OF XENOS IS AN EXTERMINATUS FROM ORBIT

WHERE IS YOUR GOD EMPEROR NOW? CLEARLY HE HAS FLED WHEN FACED WITH THE OVERWHELMING MIGHT THAT IS CHAOS AND WHAT EVER THE DANCING GORILLA MAN STANDS FOR. SUBMIT TO CHAOS ALREADY I DON'T HAVE ALL WEEK. I HAVE AN ORGY IN THE NAME OF SLAANESH TO ATTEND ON THURSDAY AND I AM NOT FUCKING MISSING THAT. NOT LIKE LAST TIME.

Oh my poor, misguided child, I have always been here, and I shall continue to be. But I see that the power of faith continues to triumph over reason blasphemy and know in my infinite, unerring wisdom that you will all soon see The Light.

Also, my orgies are way better than Slaanesh's, come on.

These quasi-religious/worship/supreme leader threads are sooooooooo boring. I feel like I'm sitting, watching Dark Knight Rises when I read this thread, and I'm only halfway through. ugggghhhhh.

Hey, why don't we all get into some petty argument and get our feelings hurt instead? Hey?

Ah, alas, I am late to the party and my domain has been encroached upon.

I see no contrariness, contradiction or unpredictability in such routine opposition.

Therefore, submit.

I, for one, welcome our new God-Emperor of Forumkind.

Come!

Bring fire and bring threads and heap all upon the pyre. With flame and posts we shall make an end to the withered husk that is this forum. And in the blazing furnace of internet drama we shall forge anew the iron will of a yet stronger race!

Oh, but I like Morrison Batman. maybe that's what you're talking about I have no idea. But I don't give a shit about canon anyway. In my head canon anyway.

THE SHOUTING MARINES POSSESS AN ICE CREAM BAR.
THE EMPEROR PROTECTS, THE EMPEROR BLESSES.

We also have cooler armor.