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Karrrrrrrrrrrresche 07-30-2012 10:09 AM

THAT TOO.

A Zarkin' Frood 07-30-2012 10:23 AM

Armor is for those who fear the pain of being alive. I stand against you in the nude, like a true warrior.

Flarecobra 07-30-2012 10:27 AM

Prayer may cleanse the soul, but pain cleanses the body. Both are necessary for the survival of the forum.

A Zarkin' Frood 07-30-2012 10:44 AM

Prayer has no place on the battlefield for no just deity would smile upon bloodshed. Except Khorne, but he's a dick and doesn't answer prayers anyway.

Ramary 07-30-2012 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A Zarkin' Frood (Post 1207483)
Prayer has no place on the battlefield for no just deity would smile upon bloodshed. Except Khorne, but he's a dick and doesn't answer prayers anyway.

I AGREE. FUCK KHORNE. HE DOES NOT RETURN MY CALLS. I GOT ALL THESE SKULLS FOR HIM AND HE JUST DOESN'T RESPOND.

Karrrrrrrrrrrresche 07-30-2012 10:57 AM

FACE IT RAMARY NONE OF THOSE ASSHOLES CARE ABOUT YOU AT ALL. THEY'RE ALL GREAT BIG JERKS AND YOU SHOULD SWAP OVER TO THE ONE TRUE EMPEROR BEFORE THEY MELT YOUR FACE OFF FOR KICKS.

Ramary 07-30-2012 11:02 AM

MY FACE IS OKAY BECAUSE I DON'T WORSHIP NURGLE. HE HATES WIZARDS SO FUCK HIM, I LEARNED FROM BELLS WHO CLEARLY WORSHIPS NURGLE, LOOK AT THAT UGLY MOTHERFUCKER. HE DANCES TO HIDE HIS PAIN.

A Zarkin' Frood 07-30-2012 11:06 AM

All caps is a sign of weakness. Become one with the keyboard. Learn the shift and type with your heart.

Flarecobra 07-30-2012 11:08 AM

Some place their trust in warships, and some in weapons of destruction. But we remember the divine Emperor. They are brought down and fallen; but we are risen and victorious.

Thus, we put our faith in POS, and he shall bring us victory and smiting upon the unfaithful.

A Zarkin' Frood 07-30-2012 11:11 AM

Don't bow to POS.
No mod, no king, no man should have power over you.

Your only master is your self.

Sifright 07-30-2012 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A Zarkin' Frood (Post 1207493)
Don't bow to POS.
No mod, no king, no man should have power over you.

Your only master is yourself.

NAE LORD NAE KING NAE MASTER WE WILL NAE BE FOOLED AGAIN!

Karrrrrrrrrrrresche 07-30-2012 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A Zarkin' Frood (Post 1207490)
All caps is a sign of weakness. Become one with the keyboard. Learn the shift and type with your heart.

THAT IS THE DUMBEST THING I HAVE EVER READ.

Ramary 07-30-2012 11:49 AM

FOR ONCE I AGREE WITH THE IMITATION NOISE MARINE. TAKE YOUR PROPER CAPS BULLSHIT AND TEACH SOME ORKS, I'M SURE THEY WILL BE THANKFUL.

Shyria Dracnoir 07-30-2012 11:55 AM

GET SODDED, PINKSKIN

http://www.vgblogger.com/wp-content/...ideoDumped.jpg

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk 07-30-2012 12:23 PM

The Hivemind is come
 
SKRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://images.wikia.com/ficspecies/i...e/Tyranids.jpg

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-Stuff-
GGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUG HHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKLLL ARRGGGLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!

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Karrrrrrrrrrrresche 07-30-2012 12:26 PM

DISCOVERING OUR PRODUCTION OF BIOLOGICAL WEAPONS WILL NOT SAVE YOU, GREEN SKINNED SCUM.

Ryong 07-30-2012 02:47 PM

wait

what was that

did someone hear a shriek, very much sounding like "skreeee"?

http://i.imgur.com/Q1doO.jpg

OH SHIT RUN IT'S GONNA CHARGE EVERYONE

fuckfuckfuckfuck
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

I don't care who leads us, just run the fuck away!

mauve 07-30-2012 03:48 PM

See, if you assholes had joined my airship armada when you had the chance, you wouldn't have to be running like tiny baby men right now. We just fly away.

Maybe that thing can fly really fast and catch us; I don't know. But if we die, we die in an airship battle to the death, and that's still pretty awesome.

phil_ 07-30-2012 03:56 PM

Mauve, you underestimate the Diablos. Yes, his wings are mostly for show and he can't fly well,

this is what makes him so dangerous! He's a burrower, airships' natural predator!

There will be no flying airship battle to the death. You'll just be flying along, not a care in the world and BOOM! Diablos explodes out of the ground like a ICBM with horns and sends you all home on the cat cart!

Bring sonic bombs, hunters. Sonic bombs and ice weapons.

Ravashak 07-30-2012 04:01 PM

That dragon isn't good enough to be cuddled, so I'll just ignore it.
And for the airships, you're not going Hindenberg on us, are you?

A Zarkin' Frood 07-30-2012 04:04 PM

I see you battling and I cry a solitary tear as I realize that this means you all will have to make close acquaintance with my mighty fists of steel now because you refuse to succumb to love and peace.

Professor Smarmiarty 07-30-2012 04:25 PM

Hahaha, see this thread- this is what happens when you kick me out for a week

Kyanbu The Legend 07-30-2012 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Professor Smarmiarty (Post 1207529)
Hahaha, see this thread- this is what happens when you kick me out for a week

But doesn't this happen every Tuesday to begin with? Pretty sure this is normal for us.

Professor Smarmiarty 07-30-2012 04:34 PM

That's only because I get banned on Mondays.

phil_ 07-30-2012 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Professor Smarmiarty (Post 1207529)
Hahaha, see this thread- this is what happens when you kick me out for a week

We should kick you out more often if it means I get an excuse to link to more Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus clips.

mauve 07-30-2012 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by phil_ (Post 1207556)
We should kick you out more often if it means I get an excuse to link to more Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus clips.

I'll second this motion. I finally got an excuse to use Aquabats! .gifs in my posts here. I am a happy camper.

shiney 07-30-2012 06:52 PM

For egregious acts of depravity POS Industries has been temporarily busted down to bluestarultor status.

Azisien 07-30-2012 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shiney (Post 1207594)
For egregious acts of depravity POS Industries has been temporarily busted down to bluestarultor status.

....And I thought I was heartless. :ohdear:

Karrrrrrrrrrrresche 07-30-2012 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shiney (Post 1207594)
For egregious acts of depravity POS Industries has been temporarily busted down to bluestarultor status.

OUR GOD HAS FALLEN, CHAOS REIGNS AND ALL SHALL BE DESTROYED IN AN UNHOLY FIRE OF SUFFERING AND DARKNESS.

Solid Snake 07-30-2012 06:59 PM

Dammit, I thought Shiney was dead.
But now he's here!
What kind of nefarious necromancy is this?

Ryong 07-30-2012 07:01 PM

I remember when Blues wasn't someone I'd want to mock.

And then he gave me a fuckton of work for his game, never helped me and a couple of years later he says getting community help ( which basically meant me, I believe ) actually boiled down into scrapping everything and doing it himself because it wasn't up to his standards.

POS Industries 07-30-2012 07:02 PM

At least the people on the FF wiki think I'm a God-King...

Solid Snake 07-30-2012 07:08 PM

...I shouldn't be laughing as hard as I'm laughing at POS right now.

Fenris 07-30-2012 07:08 PM

Glorious.

phil_ 07-30-2012 07:24 PM

I scrolled down, laughed, and almost posted ::V:

Just ::V:

But, right as I did so, _mike noticed my laugh and asked what was so funny. Or, really, he asked "Hrn?" but I understood what he meant.

I couldn't tell him. Such an injoke, with so many layers of in and joke, cannot be shared outside this most sacred thread. No one will ever understand. No one. Not even him.

So now I'm :(

Ramary 07-30-2012 07:24 PM

HAHAH I TOLD YOU, CHAOS IS STRONG. NONE CAN EVEN COME CLOSE TO IT'S POW-Oh dear lord that avatar pic. I think this place is too chaotic for me now.

A Zarkin' Frood 07-30-2012 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ryong (Post 1207600)
I remember when Blues wasn't someone I'd want to mock.

And then he gave me a fuckton of work for his game, never helped me and a couple of years later he says getting community help ( which basically meant me, I believe ) actually boiled down into scrapping everything and doing it himself because it wasn't up to his standards.

No he also thinks I'd be interested in translating one of his shitty games into German. Apparently he thinks it has to be translated, I dunno.

But yeah, mocking blues is so totally cool and hip. Let's all make fun of him forever because that's what grown ups do.

Bells 07-30-2012 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solid Snake (Post 1207599)
Dammit, I thought Shiney was dead.
But now he's here!
What kind of nefarious necromancy is this?

Well it is quite clear that Shiney is jesus...

Magus 07-30-2012 08:45 PM

Ah, man, I remember disagreeing with Blues all the time but I still wanted him to come back, because he was Blues.

Overcast 07-30-2012 08:58 PM

Just looking at you post fills me with shame POS, and I never really talked to blues.

Ecks 07-30-2012 10:39 PM

jegus dick I always sleep through these things

akaSM 07-31-2012 12:44 AM

Shiney brought my first NPF friend back, yay!

http://i.imgur.com/Exzgq.png

Tev 07-31-2012 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ecks (Post 1207704)
jegus dick I always sleep through these things

As I was reading through this thread, I was getting sorta psyched thinking of ways to inject some RaiRO in-jokes into this somehow. But then I got to the end and realized it was all over. So much for all that work I did sifting through my old photobucket....

greed 07-31-2012 11:01 AM

Blues thought FFXII was shitty and terrible and FF13 was amazing. Also that Demon's Souls was bad. There might be people with worse taste but I've never met them.


People who prefer Fallout 3 to New Vegas are close though.

Arcanum 07-31-2012 04:44 PM

Granted I don't think I've given NV a fair chance to prove itself.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by greed (Post 1207825)
People who prefer Fallout 3 to New Vegas are close though.

:(

Red Mage Black 07-31-2012 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by greed (Post 1207825)
Blues thought FFXII was shitty and terrible and FF13 was amazing. Also that Demon's Souls was bad. There might be people with worse taste but I've never met them.


People who prefer Fallout 3 to New Vegas are close though.

Real men play Fallout and Fallout 2. :smug:

greed 08-01-2012 09:08 AM

Liking FO1 and 2 and liking NV aren't exactly exclusionary. Quite the opposite in fact.


Also going that route, truly great people play Arcanum (the game, not the dude with apparently suspect opinions) and Planescape Torment.:smug:

Solid Snake 08-01-2012 11:23 AM

I own Planescape: Torment but have never played it, strangely enough.
Same thing with Fallout: New Vegas, actually.

Did enjoy Fallout 1 and Fallout 2. Fallout 3 had issues in terms of the structure of its narrative, but it's located in my metropolitan area, which added a personal element that made it very fun to play.

And I enjoyed FFXIII more than FFXII -- though I wouldn't go so far as to say that FFXII was 'shitty' or that FFXIII was 'amazing.' Merely having that much in common with Blues, however, is enough to send a shiver down one's spine.
(Blues if you read this someday, I'm just joshin'.)


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