Conservative Mafia Signups
 

...Y'all better be careful because in this game of Mafia, sinister big-govahmant, tax-adorin', gay-supportin', sex-addictin', gun-controllin', God-denyin', Obama-lovin', pro-death, anti-capitalist, terrorist-coddlin' liberals are on the loose.

They'd just 'bout use their big science textbooks and their fancy arcane language to destroy the very fabric of 'Muricah if you don't put those bearded communist hippies and their feminist girlfriends down.

Sign up here and save your country from evil today.

1: Fenris
2: Dracorion
3: Ecks
4: Rhiya Ravenwing
5: Red Fighter 1073
6: POS Industries
7: BahamutFlare
8: Inbred Chocobo
9: Aldurin
10: Mr. Bookworm
11: Ryanderman

In, like Obamacare on infringing on civil rights.

Sure, let's cap some libbies.

Also, because apparently this is a big deal:

1: Use your regular accounts, not Mafia-specific ones.

2: EDIT: Nevermind I'm going to try this edupad doohickey.

3: NO DISCUSSION OF ANYTHING MAFIA RELATED ON NPF CHAT, or any other chat we happen to frequent, subject to immediate bannin' the second I find out.

Dey turk urr geerrrrbbssss

I'm in.

I'm in.

I would like to enter this game for AMERICA.

Additionally:

yes in.

I gotta see this trainwreck personally, in.