and every girl needs a white mage hammer.
you need to sell:
Akbars discont 'pick up a date' lines
(NOT made by blackmage)


(sorry I couldn't resist)

This thread has inspired my to use my knowledge of making foam practice swords to make swordchucks. If this pans out I'll try and get some pictures up.

Back on topic I'd pay for the keychucks and the hat. Underwear I'm not so sure of. All the other stuff sounds worth buying. In fact as soon as a get a little extra chash I think I'll get a few shirts too.

A red mage hat would be spiff. It could be like, a red fedora with a feather in it. Fashionable.

I really like the idea of white mage hoodies and black mage sweaters, save for the fact that black mage's robe is virtually featureless.

I wouldnt pay for the 8-bit boxers mentioned earlier. Who would see them?

Men everywhere should be afraid...very afraid if that should come to pass.

More T-shitrs would be cool. Maybe have quotes from the comic. Like a King Steve shirt and have one of his quotes from King Steve Theater. Or show the light warriors over the pit of acid and have it say on the back the exchange of dialogue between BM and RM.
RM: I've got a plan if I could just get...my...spare...d20...HA!
ROLL!!
Plik FSSSSSS
RM:...I rolled my dice into the acid.
BM: Rather telling of the plan as a whole don't you think?

Wanna keep a moron busy for hours?
Have him talk to an NPC
NPC: Welcome to Corneria!
Fighter: I like swords!
NPC: Welcome to Corneria!
Fighter: I like swords!
NPC: Welcome to Corneria!

Or in Big bloody text on the front
IMPS!!

and on the back show a bunch of Imps chasing Garland or Carrying him away
Fighter: I like swords!

The day the King Steve shirt comes out will be a happy day for me.

For all the people asking for a red mage hat, how do you propose we ship them?

In a hat-box? Maybe expensive, but then you have the one, the only(not really though) Red Mages hat!

I'd really like that.

Anyway, I really like the keychucks idea. I think I can actually realize that. I've got a small chain still laying somewhere, and keys I have in abundance. (abundance means alot, right?)

If I can find the chain, I'll see if I can take a picture of it!

Ok, keep up with me here, this is a complicated concept.

In a.....box!

Along with the bag of jesus you would need a penguin bacon/ccs shirt.
I would like a "I'm the wizard who did it" shirt. I like the key-chuck idea

Lots of great ideas. I wonder if they're taking notes *nod nod* in fact... maybe they should make this thread a sticky *hint hint*