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Fifth, maybe you can answer this.

Why is the next big thing always here? Why is it not there?

Because you are always the next big thing and you're here not there.

Or are you so big you're also there? Can't really tell from here.

I just know that I am no nowhere. That I am actually somewhere. Up where there I do not know. But I am down with that. I do also know am I not everywhere unless you are not looking at me.

hurr Star Wars jokes
 

Oh, I think Fifth's deciphered viper-droid-speak.
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Where are we talking about? Or is it there we are talking about?

No, it's here we are talking about. I just don't know where it is yet. I do know we are not there however.

If we are already here, but do not know where here is, then how do we know that we are not there yet?

Because there is no better then here.

If you could travel faster than the speed of light, from an outside perspective, you would get there before leaving here. ;)