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Sky Warrior Bob 11-15-2012 05:57 AM

Top Georgia GOP Lawmakers Host Briefing on Secret Obama Mind-Control Plot
 
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Top Georgia GOP Lawmakers Host Briefing on Secret Obama Mind-Control Plot

President Obama is using a Cold War-era mind-control technique known as "Delphi" to coerce Americans into accepting his plan for a United*Nations-run communist dictatorship in which suburbanites will be forcibly relocated to cities.*That's according to a four-hour briefing delivered to Republican state senators at the Georgia state Capitol last month.
http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2012/11/ge...ations-takeover

Thought this would raise an eyebrow or two. Of course, it isn't the first GOP overreaction to Obama's reelection that I've read, just the most bizarre, considering these are elected officials.

Professor Smarmiarty 11-15-2012 06:25 AM

You can't have a communist dictatorship. That's like having a poor lawyer- it is an oxymoron.

Osterbaum 11-15-2012 10:01 AM

And this is when someone 'cleverly' points out Marx's line about "a dictatorship of the proletariat", mentions Stalin and the Soviet Union and thinks they've got communism all figured out now.

e: see it's a good idea in theory, it just can't work in practice etc.

phil_ 11-15-2012 10:54 AM

I'd rather cleverly point out that this article failed to
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Originally Posted by Sky Warrior Bob (Post 1216244)
raise an eyebrow or two.

on this face, and that it took me a couple minutes to recognize that I was not surprised by state senators indulging in insane conspiracy theories, which is somewhat troubling. You know, because that would immediately raise an eyebrow (or maybe both) if I didn't expect this sort of thing from lawmakers, but it didn't, so I guess I do expect this sort of thing. Republicans living in a different reality has become "normal."

Seil 11-15-2012 11:22 AM

Wait, I thought the President was a closeted Muslim? Or a con-man? Or an avowed murderer? Is he even black?!

I guess he's just like Batman; he's whatever you need him to be.

phil_ 11-15-2012 12:53 PM

He can be all those things as well as a Communist Dictator Master Hypnotist, Seil. None of that's mutually exclusive, I think. I'm not sure what the Koran has to say about hypnosis.

Professor Smarmiarty 11-15-2012 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Osterbaum (Post 1216252)
' "a dictatorship of the proletariat"

Fuccccccccck. You got me.

Satan's Onion 11-15-2012 02:45 PM

I'm guessing this one's either Denial or Anger. Denanger?
 
The stages of mourning get pretty weird once you hit the level of political organizations, I guess.

Bum Bill Bee 11-15-2012 04:39 PM

Anyone ever read this one?
 
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Originally Posted by Seil (Post 1216257)
Wait, I thought the President was a closeted Muslim? Or a con-man? Or an avowed murderer? Is he even black?!

I guess he's just like Batman; he's whatever you need him to be.


Aye.

Magus 11-16-2012 01:08 PM

He's the atheist Muslim communist dictator we deserve, but not the one we need.


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