We had a good run
 

So, that's it folks... today is November 21st. We are officially on the countdown for the end of the world on December 21st.

The Mayans man... the mayans...

This is the big one. No way around it. That Nostradamus shit a few years ago, that was weak. Just flavor of the month. Y2K? Pure Propaganda... nothing but a monthly scare. But this... this one. Oh man, this one is coming for some time now.

And it's true also! Totally!! The center of the galaxy will align with earth and the sun and ALL The planets on December 21st!... that happens every year, but STILL (Still butts... heh) !!

So, that's it folks... the game is up and the bets are on the table. We had a good run, we really did. Hey, at least we get to see the Hobbit before it all ends!

So, is everybody ready? I Suppose some of you might want to make preparations for this... the clock is officially going now, 30 days up to go.

It was a pleasure to share this planet with most of you and may the end be quick and painless, and if we so happen to meet in the afterlife, let it just be known that i called dibs on the top cloud over Alpha centauri, alright? Let's not be dicks about it.. i called it first.

Also we already have a shitty mockocalypse thread, so can we try to keep all the bullshit doomsinging confined to one shitty place maybe?

We already have a thread for this crap?

Awh man....

Man, hawk. What a buzzkill!

I regret nothing!
 

Somebody has to be. Figured it was my turn.

Let's not forget the timewave collapse predicted by Terrence McKenna. Although he actually predicted that to happen in like 2017, but then fudged the numbers until it matched with the Mayans. I predict the end of the world will occur just like this, with the date being pushed back forever even as it happens. This world, as it is right now, is how the apocalypse appears to those of us living in it, to paraphrase Grant Morrison.

Also, and this is the part that doomsayers tend to get all confused about, the end of the world as we know it does not mean the end of life on this planet. The world is a human construct. When it ends we're going to make a new one. There's nothing to be afraid of. Everything in the entire universe is going exactly by plan.

I prefer whatever apocalypse the ancient Incans had in mind.

Maybe Yellowstone will go off?

This is something that actually scares me. Not that it will go off on the date of no return, but that it'll go off at some point. It's terrifying, to think what would happen.