ATTENTION: Bob the Merc
 

Bob.

...Bob.

Is this the reality show you're going to be starring in?

Just wonderin'.

If it is, we will riff every episode over Steam parties.

As you are aware Bob is unable to confirm nor deny that for many legal reasons.

However we shall assume yes.

I just can't imagine anything better on television than "Watching Bob go on dates."
In fact even if Bob's TV show never picks off the ground, it is critical that we find a way to make "Bob the Merc on Dates" a reality.

"Snakes on Dates."

Premise destroyed.

I'd watch it

All the Walls, ALL OF THEM
 

There are multiple Snakes out there?

Actually last I checked Bob had been on two dates with a very lovely young lady.

Also I don't know how often he sticks his head over here anymore, I'll tell him this exists over facebook.

Nope.

The one I tried for is on hold once again, apparently because they don't want to compete with that geek gameshow thing on TBS.

Also heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

I'll just sit here alone in the "Forever Alone" corner
 

I knew you'd beat me, Bob!
Good luck. You da man.