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http://bgr.com/2013/05/21/microsoft-...-release-date/

http://news.yahoo.com/xbox-one-not-p...192024153.html


...Royally unimpressive so far. Especally since they never bothered announcing a price for it either.

This is all, carry on.

Now let's see if Sony is also going to fuck up and we will be 0-3 for this gen!

Not being a 360 owner, I can still safely say the Xbox 360 is three-hundred-and-sixty times better than this Xbox One thing.


But really, restrictions on used games and requiring an online login every 24 hours isn't just Microsoft shooting themselves in the foot, it's locking themselves in the garage and suffocating in laughing gas.

I never thought anything would be more unimpressive than the PS4 press conference.

I was wrong.

Also that name is dumb.

Well, I guess it's time for Microsoft to finally slide off that cliff, then. They'll hang on to the ledge as long as possible, but I doubt they'll last, especially if Valve's console-ish thing comes out soon and the new Xbax can't get enough exclusive deals (and really only die-hard dumbass studios are gonna keep putting all of their chips in that pile.

Tv tv tv tv tv tv? Tv tv tv tv tv tv tv, television! Tv tv? Call of doody. Tv tv tv tv tv tv tv tv tv tv tv tv tv tv tv tv tv tv, television oh hay a halo tv show? Tv tv televisiotv. Doody doody doody call of tv.

Water cooler.

This E3 is going to be so much Fun... nintendo won't be there, Ouya on the parking lot, Microsoft going "no... but... you guys... seriously though!"

And everybody at Sony's HQ has their Sphincter clinched, cause the End Zone is clear, there are NO defenders, they have the ball, it's the final minute of the game and all they have to do is run in a straight line without tripping on their own shoelaces... and yet the world doubts it.

Maybe I'm not the target audience? Let me know when it gets a Fun Fun Pharmacy game.
 

I never was very good at snapping dogs' necks, but I did tend to play calladuty while drinking heavily in college dorms, so it's not like I had much practice. I'm not sure what high resolution dog necks to snap offers me.

X-box go home...you're drunk.

Xbone

I'm reserving judgement on both Xbone and PS4 until they actually come out and people get them in their hands and play the launch titles. This isn't 'over', there is no 'winner' and no 'loser' until all the chips are on the table for BOTH sides (Sony is still being rather quiet about their own DRM initiatives and entertainment features), and physical product meets consumer. MS is claiming to have 15 year-one exclusive titles ready to go, with 8 of them Fresh IP, and E3 would be the perfect place to push those titles now that they don't have to spend any time on their reveal. Until we can see the cards, I'm going to join Sessler in taking a stance of cautious optimism.