Chapter 14 -- The Great Escape
 

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Chapter 14 begins with a BANG!

Liz outdrinks even the stoutest of elves.

Don't talk to her... because she's a witch who made him drunk? Because he doesn't appear to be very drunk right now. Either that, or he's calling dibs because he 'loves her' and demands the opportunity to court her properly according to the traditions of his people.

You can sober up to the point where you're functional enough to move around/have conversations/charge out of a bar yelling at people in a relatively short amount of time.

He is a beefy elf, after all.

I took it as a "Wait, don't talk to her about our secrets you morons!" One can still realize that while pretty toasty.

All elves are lightweights, this is indisputable fact and reason why they drink wine instead of real drinks. A high Str score does not mean a high Con score.

Maybe he was raised by dwarfs.

Liberal Hippie Social Justice Fighter Dwarfs of Chaotic Good alignment.

Free-Cheese Dwarven Democrats who would have a lot of Beard Guilt and adopt an elf just so they can feel good about themselves.

And they're all "Hey, let's give a bunch of pothead halflings welfare money."

Lousy Demmycrats.

LOLITICS.

Well, you know, they do like to stand up for the little man.

Ha! He was calling dibs. :dance:

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I think Liz is probably out of both their leagues.

Nothing sobers up a guy quite so quickly as utter terror.