Dear Ohio (A letter regarding the college football championship game)
 

Dear Ohio, Ohio Buckeyes, and Ohio Buckeyes fans,

Congratulations on beating Alabama, the former #1 college team in the US! And congrats on making it to the very first college football championship game!

I just wanted to say you've done a great job for getting this far! Take pride in that achievement! Because my Oregon Ducks are going to kick your sorry asses back to Ohio at Monday's game. :smug:


Deepest condolences,

Mauve

PS: I'm sure you're all wonderful people, but I'm afraid the Ducks and their Heisman trophy winner are going to have to crush you and your dreams now.



College football championship game. Discuss.
You are welcome to use this space to gloat if Ohio somehow beats Oregon.

And who would've guessed Mauve was a huge CFB fan?
 

My grandmother's a diehard Ohio State fan, going to have to oppose this on principle.

I only know NFL. College has never really interested me. But I know a little. I'll be pro Oregon.

Woohoo!

I forget that some of you are also Oregonians.

They have a cool looking uniform!


Also there was an incredibly brief time when I tried getting into college football and I picked them as my team to follow. I happened to be watching them when they won this really close game (can't even remember what team they were playing) so...I dunno. It was ages ago.

But don't worry, Snake, this might be the first year I cheer for your Patriots in the AFC playoff picture. I don't want the Broncos in the Superb Owl.

I'm living in enemy territory here. Everyone loves Peyton Manning. That guy's a jerk.
 

...Okay, I like you again.

Remind me, football's the one with the round orange ball that you have to get around all the bases, right?

Please don't get the idea that I watch sports from this.
 

No, that's basketball, except the bases are called "defenders" and you have to put the ball through a hoop. It's also what I prefer to watch college sports-wise, because it's a more entertaining game.