Fuck everyone today!
 

Fuck today and fuck everyone. Today fucking sucks.

Where the fuck is my hoverboard, my self drying clothes and self tying shoes. Where the fuck is my Insta Pizza and Mr Fusion.

Fuck you Robert Zemekis

Hey fuck you too pal!

I haven't even met everyone and now I need to fuck them?

Well if nothing else it's ambitious.

Aww, I thought maybe this was a thread for a revolutionary new boner pill

....but.....but I'm Asexual. :(

Yeah, I'm pretty disappointed by what this thread's really about.

Maybe Mac would be happier if he fucked everyone today.

But for real though I'm super hype for the return of the fax machine and laser printer as things that are ubiquitous in the modern era.

It's not October.