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Magus 06-27-2015 06:49 PM

I'm...STAYING!!! KNEEL BEFORE KING OF BULLSHIT MOUNTAIN!
 
"I would sooner be first in a village than second in Rome." -- Julius Caesar

"Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven." -- Lucifer, Paradise Lost

"All in all, or not at all." -- Idylls of the King, Tennyson

"I'd rather stand on top of a dunghill than at the bottom of a hill in paradise." -- Jonathan Wild

BEHOLD!

NONE REMAIN!

LET MY CORONATION BEGIN AT LAST!

WHEN YOU PLAY THE GAME OF THRONES YOU EITHER WIN AND STAND ON BULLSHIT MOUNTAIN, OR YOU DIE AND LEAVE THE FORUM! A DYNASTY THAT WILL LAST A THOUSAND YEARS! A LION DOESN'T CONCERN HIMSELF ABOUT THE OPINIONS OF SHEEP! FOR THE GLORY OF MY HOUSE I DECLARE MYSELF KING! I SHALL SWEEP ASIDE THIS PRETENDER AND THAT, FOR I AM THE SON OF FIRE! I AM THE WARRIOR OF LIGHT! LORD OF THE SEVEN SUBFORUMS, KING OF THE ANDALS AND THE FIRST MEN!

ETC.

I shall now accept oaths of fealty from my loyal vassals.

Revising Ocelot 06-27-2015 07:16 PM

System Shock 2
 
Nah.

mauve 06-27-2015 08:19 PM

Listen punk, I'm still empress of this hell-hole. Deal with it.

Flarecobra 06-27-2015 09:28 PM

Mauve, should I release the attack geese?

Grandmaster_Skweeb 06-27-2015 09:44 PM

Who're you again?

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk 06-28-2015 04:52 AM

I thought the war was over. Damnit Magus, we were at peace! We were rebuilding our society from the ashes of the old and now you've gone and started it all off again.

However I'm not particularly worried, the charismatic Empress Mauve has firmly established her power base recently and will no doubt see off this would be usurper. Order will be re-established shortly.

Arcanum 06-28-2015 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flarecobra (Post 1253139)
Mauve, should I release the attack geese?

I just brought a new batch down from Canada so they should be pretty vicious.

MSperoni 06-28-2015 11:36 AM

Why do I have the feeling Snake's recent departure was part of Mauve's plan?

mauve 06-28-2015 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flarecobra
Mauve, should I release the attack geese?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arcanum
I just brought a new batch down from Canada so they should be pretty vicious.

Make it so.

Flarecobra 06-28-2015 12:58 PM

I think some escaped.



But it shows the extent of their training. And why some martial artists are looking to the goose for inspiration.


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