Needless relief-based celebration that the forum isn't dead!
 

Hurray! Hurrah! The forum lives! Yay! Yah! The forum lives! :dance:

I didn't realize exactly how much I would miss you guys until I was worried that the forum might have just... vanished without a trace, when it went down and the Facebook and Twitter just didn't seem to notice.

Incidentally, isitdownrightnow.com helped me keep a look out for if this puppy came back.

I know, I know: "it'll never die", and all that... but it's just that I actually care about you guys, whether or not you know it and, even when I'm not active here (as I go through ins and outs of activity) I always appreciate having a place to congregate, check on, and talk to you all.

So... yay! The forum's back! I'm going to party by going to sleep! Woo~!

Living it up at the Nuklear Power Forum
 

And in the master's chambers,
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives,
But they just can't kill the beast

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
"Relax, " said the night man,
"We are programmed to receive.
You can check-out any time you like,
But you can never leave!

:D
 

:D

Meat pies and musicals.
 

When I grow old and die, I want my bones interred on Bullshit Mountain.

You can do whatever with the rest. Sell it for server fees?

Now I kind of want to see the Cemetery on Bullshit Mountain. Locals will tell stories about how the cemetery is haunted by the ghosts of ancient forum trolls, most of whom never actually existed.

Alternately, after I grow old and die, I want an above-ground mausoleum in the Cemetery on Bullshit Mountain, with a marble statue of me riding a velociraptor into battle, and locals will share legends of MY spirit haunting the grounds: "They say that if you enter the mausoleum at midnight and insult Half-Life 2 three times before her tomb, the spirit of Mauve Mage will rise from her grave and call you an asshole."

So how many dick jokes were eaten this time before the server came up?