Working on the Farm
 

Now I heard that people have yearned to begin their life anew on a farm. Let me tell you, working on the farm means most of the time you cannot be horsing around. Yes it's nice to have a stable job and many people are chomping at the bit but many people often get saddled with stress.

I cannot believe I've been made to read this with my very own eyes.

I'm glad I read this with someone else's eyes.

Hay now, listen here you silly goose: I've put up with your puns before but this is the last straw.