real ultimate power
 

I stumbled across this weird ass little web sight today, it was mentioned to me by an engineer working on my ship today. its called realultimatepower.net and its by an absolutely insane little kid who loves ninjas. it makes no sense whatsoever, and has nothing to do with the reality of ninjas at all, but the sheer willpower of this kid is incredible, the most entertaining part of the website is the hate mail and the court case he had to go to. Some backwater ass housewife decided to sue him because her sons were "flipping out" needless to say she lost, but the sheer stupidity of some people is astounding. take a look at the sight and tell me what you think.

"ninjas are so cool they make me want to crap my pants!"

It's funny if you like to laugh at stupid people who think they know everything when they obviously don't. Honestly the way that kid talks a real ninja should come and kill him in his sleep. Death to all internet idiots go my Ninja Assasin Squad.

Hatemail=funny.
Kid=Dumb as hell with ADHD

You do realize that the webmaster isn't a 12 year old, and that its clearly a parody site, right?

Still it's funny to poke through

yeah, ninjas are funny, so much so that I've changed my avatar, behold! I could totally believe that site was written by a twelve year old, the kid sounds exactly like my cousins. Little kids are always talking about stupid stuff like that, although its pretty certain that it wasn't actually a 12 year old, its still funny to contemplate.

RUP is pretty awsome, but i still believe that pirates could kick ninja ass any day of the week.

you don't know jack about ninjas then, and after reading the pirate stories on the website, how could you not think pirates were stupid? man, you should go swallow a frisbee I think. LOL :D

that one wasn't as funny, but after looking through it I have suddenly lost all interest in parody sites, meh, call me fickle, but I don't care anymore.

yeah ok its a giggle aint it