Coke C2
 

And so, like a giant sack of flaming shit, a new soda has hit the market. And I have tried it. My impressions?

Well, first off, to those of you who don't know, Coke C2 is essentially a version of Coke with half the 'carbs' of the regular Coca-Cola. Yeah, Coke is throwing it's hat into the low carb frenzy. Sure, it would be better for the carb dieters to drink DIET soda, but studies show that is the packaging specifically mentions the carbs being lower, people will run to it and buy it like Final Fantasy geeks will run to the nearest game shop the day the new FF is released.

Anyway, my impressions. I took a sip, and I instantly learned how they lowered the carbs. They mixed together Regular Coke, and Diet Coke. Just so it's clear, Coca-Cola and Diet Coke does not a good combination make. They replaced the sugar they took out witrh proportional amounts of Aspartame. And what does this combination yeild? Why, it gives you a soda that always tastes flat! It has the distinct taste of flat coke, with no aftertaste. In short, it is not good.

Now, Coke decided to go even further than mixing together coke and diet coke.... they decided to release it in weird quantities! That's right, Coke is selling it in 8 packs and 18 packs. And, if you do the math, you'll find that they're selling it for more than normal coke too boot!

It's time to summerize. Coke is making a new cola by mixing together regular coke and diet coke, a combimnation that yeilds a surprisingly flat tasting soda experience. They are then selling it in smaller quantities for more per can than thier other sodas, thereby taking advantage of the rabid low-crb dieters.

Isn't capitalism wonderful?

its wonderful in that I dont have to buy it, and can laugh at other idiots who do.

Just like with vanilla coke...sorry Mike.

yeah the whole low carb thing is everywhere. if you want to lose weight, just dont drink cokes or drink diet. or my dad got this stuff called diet rite, that has like no sugar or calories or anything and tastes alright.

Meh. For sodas, I mostly drink either Squirt, dnL, or LiveWire nowadays anyway. After I got my kidney stone last year I cut way back on the colas.

While we are on soda. What the hell is wrong with Pepsi and Live Wire. I love the soda but they will not keep it on the market. It's really starting to anger me a little.

Coke are a bunch of whores, to put it bluntly. I mean look at the Dasani crap they brought out. Purified TAP WATER. What a bunch of shit they were in when it got recalled here in the UK... XP

That's because it's a seasonal item for the time being. They have it out during the summer.

wait, do you mean that dasani was the one that came out of the londen water systems?

Okay, I'm fugging sick of this whole "Carbs are bad" thing. Those carb-counting assholes really have to stop. All I hear out of everyones mouth is "oh, I can't eat that it has carbs! NYAAAHH!" You need carbs, if you don't have carbs, your brain rots, and your liver gets damaged. Nice. You look great, plus you have a weird ass mental disease and a bad liver! Yup, the Vanity is worth it!

I'm also sick of this exchange program, where you minus the fiber grams from the fat grams and the carb grams, to find out the carb ratio in you food! Fugg that sh@t! When I pick up food, I'm not gonna go through addition and subtraction just to find out if it's a fugging meal I can eat! How about just minusing some fugging food from your everyday eating binges, you fat bastards!

Stop doing these unneccessary diets! cause you know, once you hit your goal weight you'll be like "Oh I can have that extra piece of cake, look at all the weight I lost!" then a couple weeks later: FOOM! you're back on the diet because your ass is falling out of your jeans.

And I'm not going to adhere to a diet that says you can have 3 burgers and a pound of bacon, but you can't have an apple, because the apple has carbs EEEEK!

And then there's the people who sue Macdonalds. why? because they're too fat. Farbeit from them not to stop after 24 burgers, nope, the fact that they have a fat ass is not their fault. It's MacDonald's fault. What do you say when you're in front of the judge? "Yes your honour, I'm a Fat Bastard and it's all their fault!" They ought to be stabbed in the eye with a really hot French Fry.

Just be yourself, eat that twinkie, enjoy that cake, buy that pound of cream-cheese you always wanted, and if anyone tells you you're fat, tell them to fugg off and die!

NOW WHERE'S MY WAFFLE SUNDAY!?!?
thank you to foamy for the rant

C2 tastes like shit. all this stupid dieting is ridiculous, hello if you want to lose weight get your fat ass up and drink a glass of water, not soda duuhhh.

Slightly Above Average Man, that post just made my day.