Jericho stepped out onto a balcony of the citidel, viewing the Avariel city as the daylight waned into darkness. The celebrations still continued and would probably go on for days; this is a city that had not experienced true freedom in centuries. Much had to be caught up on. Crowds of Avariels swept through the city on both the land and the air, their jubilation causing them to forget the attrocities that had been committed by the Drow for the time being.

But Jericho's attention was not focused upon the rejoicing Avariels, but on the Winds of Change that swept through the land. Odd feelings and readings came to him from lands far away. Fear, Love, Hate, and Sadness; but one feeling rang loud above the others. Sex.

In through the winds of the east, the voices of hundreds of thousands screaming in unison rang over the drone of the celebrating Avariels. Jericho joined in, screaming,

"I WANT PUSSY!"

BWA-HA-HA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!.........Hee hee....*snicker*

Jericho looks around at the shattered city...

"Anybody got any duct tape?"

Gwaethir walks in and sees his city split in half with Jericho presiding over it. He glowers at Jericho, who stares wide eyed at Gwaethir, then puts his hands out in front of him.

"I know what your thinkin'..."

God, that is so halarious I think I'm gonna have a heart attack. HEART STOPPING! CANNOT CONTINUE LIFE! *choke, gag*

Man, that's funny. You should be a professional comedian. I can picture it now..........

"Come see the insanely funny Slightly Above Average Man! He's so damn funny, you'll laugh your fuggin' ass off, and if you don't laugh your ass off, we'll give you your money back! That's how damn funny this guy is!"

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I get that alot.

Same.

No you wouldn't... I'd be taking the money and running while giving my characteristic "Gremlin Laugh."

*sighs in frustration* I meant I edited my my post. GOD!

I know, which is why I posted as a response to your edit.

They wouldn't be getting their money back because I would take it and run.

"Me hehehehehehehehehee!"

(sarcasm) Ha, ha, ha. (sarcasm) Then I'd start beating you with a crowbar and take all the money and toss it in a bonfire.

...

are you really that stupid?

I dunno......................... Probably........................ Yes.

Gwaethir slapped Jericho upside the head, "Stop yelling 'I WANT PUSSY' at the nuns, dammit Jericho!"

Jericho: But I want someone else who can fly!

*eyes Gwaethir*
Jericho: "What are you doing this friday?"

That was....frightening.....

anyway, "you're in a city full of Avariel girls! Winged women! Go out and find one that isn't a nun to say that to!"

Delmenon and Tamona have returned to their room, more [CENSORED!]'s pending!

Okay, the second part of the post I understand, but what's the deal with the first part?

"You will hit upon yourself for years and year?"

I am confused.

the answer is waves

... @.@

no fugging clue what you're going on about.

if you like I can take it out if you like, but it really means that you will be alone.

waves hit upon them selfs

(sarcasm) I think he's trying to make the point that Judas will be lonely and single when everybody's dead. (sarcasm)

Well, the Element of Water is Asexual, so it really wouldn't matter.

no I mean that water will be lonly, not single, just lonly

It's not like water invites Earth in for tea now and then.

just make a new dicution thread and post in the other thread ok