New candy
 

I tried a new candy bar to-day. It was a symphony bar, by Hersheys. It was real big. It had almonds and toffee chips. Also, I tried to get myself a neat-o picture on my profile dealy, but it said my pictures wouldn't work. Can anyone help me out?

Maybe it was to big? Also, try a different format.

Nothing beats Twix.

NOTHING.

Was it under 19.6 KB and within 100x100 pixels?

Bullsh*t. Starburst and smarties easily beat Twix.

Heathen! Heretic! America-hater!

The smooth, creamy caramel and crispy cookie crunch is second to none!

Oh yeah, well... yeah!! Smarties make you smart! (I eat alot of them, can't you tell?) And Starburst.............. Oh! they give you a burst of the flavor star in your mouth!!!

Symphony has been out for a LONG time. And the one he bought was most likely one of the huge hershey ones that you can find on the top shelf at Walgreen's. There are smaller versions.

Ah, but Twix takes the smoothness of caramel and crunchy cookie goodness and puts them together in a milk chocolatey coating!.

It's like a party in my mouth and everybody's invited... except for you and your Twix-hating lies.

....

On another note, you know, Snickers really does satisfy.

But I can buy my Smarties in huge quantities at one time. Rather than two measly sticks. Also, note the fact that your twix being in two sticks means less volume of candy goodness then your average candy bar.

Measly?

What know-nothing, Twix-hating barbarian could possibly call those two sweet slices of chocolatey heaven "measly"?

Hah! Your kind complains of pearls because they're too small to find in the muck!

Keep your sickly-sweet little wrappers of Smarties, in their packets that spill at the slightest mishandling, letting rotten little treacle-rocks take root beneath the couch cushions! Wreck your jaw upon chemically flavored rubber cement, individually packaged to make a handful of crumbs seem like a feast to fools' eyes!

I shall enjoy my pure caramelly goodness... and when it is done, I shall promptly enjoy another! For such is the way of Twix -- such is it's wisdom!

What next -- Mentos-eaters?