Episode 433: Why DOES no one help BM?
 

great comic. but i thought BM and Thief killed all the short ax people?

i like how WM is caring a little less on doing things the right way

Not all of them. They did leave the Castle moslty untouched. Plus I'm sure they didn't get EVERY village.

Yes, your right... they didn't get EVERY TOWN... too bad they weren't killing the elves..

They weren't going for complete genocide. They were just writing a little message in the country side, which was blissfully ignored.

im pretty sure they at least did every town from "A" to "M" oh well. maybe night will fall and WM will try another story... that would be cool.

The Light Warriors were as lost as it was possible to be and still stay on the same planet, so Black Belt got just as lost and found them. One cancels out the other. eminds me of the time Ryouga and Mousse were trying to go somewhere. Between Mousse's terrible vision and Ryouga's terrible sense of direction they managed to go right to the spot.

"Oh ye gods, do they make white mages out of lead?" That line had me snickering. Not lead, but Italian food. I'm just waiting for her to see the poor mushed-up BM under there and "regretfully" explain that she's outta healing spells for today, but she'll have her magic replenished tomorrow.

Another great comic! My lines of the day:

:rmage:: In Black Belt's defense, or rather, not at all, we are on the completely wrong side of the world.

:wmage:: What an easily avoidable travesty.

The last one's ironic, since the Dwarves have already suffered a major travesty at the hands of :bmage:.

Fun comic, but at that end line I had something of an internal conversation with my inner BM. And just because its insane enough, I thought I'd share...

BM: Why does no one help me?
Me: Because nobody likes you, and you smell.
BM: Oh. But what about Fighter, doesn't he like me?
Me: But that's because he's stupid.
BM: But he could still help.
Me: Did I forget to mention the stupid part?
BM: Oh.

SWB

Yay! This comic had a reference to my favourite of all time, Punt of a Salesman!

:wmage: :Did I hear lunch? I'm always in the mood for some Italian food.

The first time she mentions this in the above mentioned comic, it is so funny.

Someday Black Mage is going to see really her with those robes off and she's going to look like a female version of Mario. Except fatter.

Or maybe she'll look like this:

http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=020923

Sky Warrior Bob

I think seeing WM robeless is like seeing BM hatless. It'll happen but we wont see anything.

Now that she mentions it though I wouldnt mind some italian food myself. :)

Quite funny. It seems that the group has completely forgotten that BM exists. Ooooooooor... they are just having sweet, sweet revenge.

Didn't we all ready see what WM looks like when BM first saw her?

Poor Poor BM.

Black Mage is so tortured. I am always feeling so very sorry for him. He only wishes to rid the world of stupidity! Is that so wrong? Is that so evil?

Stupidity adn the living, but just those two categories of beings. Not a shred of evil there.

Ya, Black Mage is a Peaceful guy,right?

Black Mage will make some remark about WM being a natural redhead, and get even more mutilated. I can't wait.

WM is hot, BM is evil.........any more questions?

I suppose I'd think she was heavy too, if I was pinned under a heavy deathtrap-model steel hatch, and she was standing on it.

perhaps I should take up BM's quest, and rid the world of stupid people...

If you kill all the stupid people there won't be anybody left to do the things that you don't want to. Just kill all the stupid people that you can't control. That's the ticket, kill the annoying and enslave the stupid.

starting a religon is a good way to start.

look at scientlogy(or whatever)

BM, if he was truly out to rid the world of stupidity, would have sent a huge hadoken to the center of the world blowing it up. No more people, no more stupid thoughts. I think RM and the others are just tired of all the carnage he brings everyday ;) C'mon, even your average light warrior needs a break from destroying everything in sight.