Worst super-powers Ever
 

-To Change the color of my nails

Epilepsy Biat@h!!!

-To make grass grow !!

To be able to breath the atmosphere of mercury (surviving the temperature is not included)!

how about to make your nails grow faster. like meg from the family guy.

or see the mystery men. those superpowers suck.

- Being able to grow taller at will, while not being able to shrink yourself later, and you don't actually get bigger when you grow... you just get taller. And then stay at that height until you decide to grow taller.

Edit: I beg to differ, shiney. Those powers were awesome. Well, the ones that actually WERE powers. The sphinx could bend crap with his mind, and irritate the crap out of people. Bowling girl had ninja-like accuracy with that ball. And don't forget that pee-wee-spleen-herman could simultaneously knock you out AND make you throw up. At the same time, even.

Also, Mr. Furious was hilarious.

I beg to differ. I would give quite a bit to be a Slightly Above Average Man, who's height isn't Slightly Below Average.

Worst powers ever: The Human Torch. "Oh, don't you rob that bank or I'll light myself on fire!"

Seriously: Instead of being able to dodge bullets, you take them in the arm... (Why must I be accursed with this power?! *Bang* DAMNIT! My arm!)

-Being able to travel faster than the speed of smell.

-The ability to leap over small shanties in several bounds.

-or the one that I am currently suffering: the ability to suffer multiple wounds, including having 21 small chunks of your hands missing, and not bleed.

The ability to be totally immune to daddy long leg venom.
The ability to not smell or hear your own farts.
The ability to be totally immune to humor.

The ability to pee different colors. >_>

The ability to slow time for a milisecond (see - bullet time meter with a maximum of .1% of Max Payne's capacity)

Maybe I should have put the power thusly:
-ability to grow taller in 6 inch increments, an not be able to shrink yourself. You're mass does not increase simply form getting taller.

That would suck. I mean, if you were pretty fat, you could become pretty skinny real quickly, but growing by huge leaps and bounds like that..... that would suck. Seriously. Being merely 6 feet has its drawbacks occasionally. Being over 6 feet gets much, much worse.


Here's a bad power:
-The ability to send telepathic messages... but only when you're thinking naughty thoughts. And they're communicated to everyone in a 100 mile radius. And the messages tell everyone who you are, and where you are, and what you look like.

The ability to read people's mind, but it's all written in Sanskrit.
The ability to read Sanskrit, but only when not combined with ^.

The ability to telepathically communicate with fish.

... oh, wait....